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Bono

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Jul 18, 2003
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Channel 4 - 11.05 pm

"The last programme in The Dark Side of Porn investigates the story behind one of the most infamous films in porn history, and how it came to be made."

Thought it might be of interest.....
 




Bakesy

Farting for ENGLAND!!!
Feb 13, 2005
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How would i know?I'm pissed.
That explains why it is quiet on here:lolol:
 




Bry Nylon

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Jul 21, 2003
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"The only income she could bring in was performing live sex with her dog in the back streets of Copenhagen 3 times a night..."

:eek: :eek: :eek:
 






Bono

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Jul 18, 2003
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:clap2:

Informative and well put together. Quite a sad story to be honest.

(Anyone with a copy please let me know, so I can fully understand the content and narrative of the programme, many thanks)
 












Les Biehn

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Aug 14, 2005
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Woodchip said:
You of all people should realise the words PLOT and PORN are never seen together.

You have obviously never seen Anal Cannibals.
 




Bry Nylon

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Jul 21, 2003
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Bry Nylon said:
"The only income she could bring in was performing live sex with her dog in the back streets of Copenhagen 3 times a night..."

:eek: :eek: :eek:

To be fair, the dog looked knackered...

But to answer your question Les, no it didn't show any footage (so far as I am aware -- I only saw about 10 mins of it). So far as I could glean from the narrative such footage is banned from broadcast in the UK. Although why anybody would want to watch it is a bit beyond me anyway. I don't even like dogs.
It was more the story of how the woman involved descended to this point in her life. All very sad really.
 


Les Biehn

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Aug 14, 2005
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Bry Nylon said:
To be fair, the dog looked knackered...

But to answer your question Les, no it didn't show any footage (so far as I am aware -- I only saw about 10 mins of it). So far as I could glean from the narrative such footage is banned from broadcast in the UK. Although why anybody would want to watch it is a bit beyond me anyway. I don't even like dogs.
It was more the story of how the woman involved descended to this point in her life. All very sad really.

How did they end up having sex with animals? I'm sure some people have a penchant for these things but how do you end up in that situation.
 


Man of Harveys

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Jul 9, 2003
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Making that film was a high point of the awful life of the protagonist, which says a lot about the low points. Her pigs were found drowning in 1.5 metres of their own poo a few years later.

Has anyone on here actually seen the film? As the programme spelled out, it certainly had a mythical status in my teenage years but I never have - the only porn that used to appear on people's videos at teenage parties in the early 80s generally had men with beards like Abraham Lincoln, terrible wow and flutter on the Casio soundtrack and tracking so skewed that it turned their penises blue.
 




Eggmundo

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Jul 8, 2003
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Man of Harveys said:
Making that film was a high point of the awful life of the protagonist, which says a lot about the low points. Her pigs were found drowning in 1.5 metres of their own poo a few years later.

Has anyone on here actually seen the film? As the programme spelled out, it certainly had a mythical status in my teenage years but I never have - the only porn that used to appear on people's videos at teenage parties in the early 80s generally had men with beards like Abraham Lincoln, terrible wow and flutter on the Casio soundtrack and tracking so skewed that it turned their penises blue.
Yes, I've seen it and as I said before, It's not worth watching.
I think he does a Cow, chicken and she does a Pig...Although it's not something which sticks in my memory.
 
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Easy 10

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Jul 5, 2003
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Eggmundo said:
Yes, I've seen it and as I said before, It's not worth watching.
I think he does a Cow, chicken and she does a Pig...Although it's not something which sticks in my memory.
I bet it stuck in the chickens memory.
 


El Presidente

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Jul 5, 2003
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Eggmundo said:
Yes, I've seen it and as I said before, It's not worth watching.
I think he does a Cow, chicken and she does a Pig...Although it's not something which sticks in my memory.

I have seen it too, and it gives porn a bad name IMO. It is about as erotic as Ernest kissing Dick Knight on the arse.

It is not as bad as the EEL section that you will find in many shops in Amsterdam.
 


Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,145
Haywards Heath
El Presidente said:
It is about as erotic as Ernest kissing Dick Knight on the arse.


So you didn't like "Ernest finally Rims Dick!" then El P?

In which case can I have my DVD back?
 




Charles 'Charley' Charles

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Oct 8, 2005
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El Presidente said:
I have seen it too, and it gives porn a bad name IMO. It is about as erotic as Ernest kissing Dick Knight on the arse.

It is not as bad as the EEL section that you will find in many shops in Amsterdam.

Can agree with you there, have seen a couple of these eel section things and quite frankly :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:
 


Springal

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Feb 12, 2005
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dont they cook and eat teh eel after, apparently
 


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