The REAL culprit identified for our slump;

[NMH]

Coppell, for sliding out like a snake

The previous manager, for leaving the players confused.

The new manager of reading, for being a copout

Coppell, for just being a c*%t

The queer bloke who wore his waistband to his neck

An ex-crapstool polish ponce, who used B&HA as a stepping stone

 

[fatboy]

Taylor?

 

[NMH]

The real reason for our recent poor form is one of the above.

Which one do YOU think it is ?

The truth will be revealed very soon, but the clue is;

Evel Toscplep (anag.)

 

[oapdodge]

Does he suffer from a sexual disease ?

 

[north stand falmer]

You haven't encluded Dick Knight in the poll!

 

[Faldo]

This old man...

He told me...

Evel Tosclep's got VD......

 

[Aspinal's Body Double]

The queer bloke who wore his waistband to his neck

Simon Cowell?

I had my suspicions.

 

[Rambo]

Simon Cowell is responsible for a lot of atrocities.
Take that CD given away with the Screws of the World on Sunday.
What a pile of shit, Westilfe, Gareth Gates, Robson and Jerome, bloody hell, that was immediately used as a coaster.