[Albion] The pitch today

[Chicken Run]

The pitch is shit and the groundsman is a **** . . . . .so says a friend who's agroundsman at SCCC andha s worked at BHAFC.

If the manager wants it shit then he's a **** as well because it doesn't work for us

I think you’re being unreasonable on the groundsman here, the pitch has had a lot to put up with over the two months, before yesterday’s game it’s been used FOUR times this year, there’s only so much the modern pitch techno’s can deal with....

I mean it’s not like they can grow the grass if the sun don’t shine...

 

[Richy_Seagull]

The pitch has been utterly abysmal for months now. **** knows what’s happened to it.

 

[zefarelly]

I think you’re being unreasonable on the groundsman here, the pitch has had a lot to put up with over the two months, before yesterday’s game it’s been used FOUR times this year, there’s only so much the modern pitch techno’s can deal with....

I mean it’s not like they can grow the grass if the sun don’t shine...

Plenty of other people manage to grow good grass were the sun don't shine.

 

[vagabond]

Come on lads we’re not really going to blame the grass are we?

 

[1066familyman]

A pissed David Attenborough and Greta were up in 1901 throwing plastic shopping bags over the balcony and flicking V's at the fans.

Why wasn't Greta asked for id before being served alcohol? She not only isn't 18, she doesn't even look 18.

 

[el punal]

Where did all the rubbish on the pitch come from? And I don't just mean the chaps in blue and white.

Caravan permits from the away end?

 

[studio150]

Long grass proves the pitch lamps are working.

 

[Swansman]

Long grass proves the pitch lamps are working.

Theres a thin line between pitch lamps working and broken mowers

 

[Chicken Run]

Plenty of other people manage to grow good grass were the sun don't shine.

Come on Z, you know I was being sarcastic. Orange lamps an all [emoji23]

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

As Mr Fiddler said at the entrance to his caravan park after demanding a pound to pitch a tent " The grass don't grow by itself you know"