The person above deserves a Spurs ticket because...

[Beach Hut]

Because he lives in Eire

 

[Kryten]

becauae i've never sent him an angry pm

 

[El Presidente]

Because he's a geezer

 

[Kryten]

because he's a geezer

 

[the full harris]

he doesn't.

 

[ShorehamGull]

Because he says that everyone is a Geezer

 

[Fluffster]

BECAUSE HE'S FROM SHOREHAM!

 

[Kryten]

he doesn't.

oi

 

[ShorehamGull]

Quite a few people on here from Shoreham, hands up who is from Shoreham

 

[Fluffster]

 

[The Large One]

Because his arse is on fire.

 

[jmc]

likes looking at arses

 

[Fluffster]

Makes a fantastic DVD!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

he has a nice behind

 

[JJ McClure]

he needs to get out more

 

[El Presidente]

He's from the 80's so has a dodgy haircut

 

[Trigger]

He lost all his porn...

 

[Marc]

because he craves for the taste of ORANJEBOOM!

 

[bigc]

because he doesnt like pende

 

[somerset]

...because if nothing else....... he talks a load of amusing cobblers most of the time.