The perfect toilet?

[DanielT]

 

[Mental Lental]

Doesn't have water jets that will wash your arse, and air jets to dry it afterwards. Or the control deck system on the arm to use said jets (and also the flush)....



Or you could go for a really high tech one.......

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

And one for skiers

 

[sydney]

http://www.google.com.au/imgres?img...a=X&ei=ue1IUpbTL42giQfMloCYCA&ved=0CDUQ9QEwAg

 

[hitony]

http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hZCiKyU2938/TwLaQ2mgIEI/AAAAAAAAA9Q/hnguKKkpt6Y/s1600/Untitled.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.skyscrapercity.com/showthread.php?p%3D105527557&h=503&w=800&sz=233&tbnid=XlXxrPnvqNv_zM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=143&zoom=1&usg=__zUZlkinMI55e1NMD028u_ig1W1k=&docid=EjIJ2J3WtmMxXM&sa=X&ei=ue1IUpbTL42giQfMloCYCA&ved=0CDUQ9QEwAg

Shirley this comes under the heading "The biggest Toilet" not "The Perfect Toilet"

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Great a toilet thread, not had one of these for ages.
The khazi i am sitting on right now is very mainstream, but i feel it will need to have a stronger flush for this one, it may well need 3 pulls of the chain making me late for my first appointment, need to invest in one of those beauties above.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Shirley this comes under the heading "The biggest Toilet" not "The Perfect Toilet"

Hate toilets that haven't been flushed ...that one is full of p1ss...

 

[cheshunt seagull]

I loved the high tech toilet in my Tokyo hotel a few years ago.....always had the power turned up to max.

 

[Justice]

Doesn't have water jets that will wash your arse, and air jets to dry it afterwards. Or the control deck system on the arm to use said jets (and also the flush)....

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Would you really want your shite shining in the light?

 

[TheMajor]

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

I like the continental toilets that have a shelf where your poo sits before you flush it away, so you can poke around a bit. Would have been very useful when I recently chose to do the Bowel cancer screening thing that was offered when I turned 60, (I passed).

 

[sydney]

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click on my link old boy .....i fixture you in a big way...

 

[WhingForPresident]

Japanese toilets are a revolution. The heated seats and the water jets are the future.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Is this the toilet on offer to 1901'ers?

 

[£3.90 a pint!]

Japanese toilets are a revolution. The heated seats and the water jets are the future.

1st patented in Switzerland in 1954, used one in a hotel in Zurich (about 20 times) many years ago mind you for £200 a night B&B I wouldn't have expected anything less. ha!

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Where's the Viz?

 

[Nibble]

far, far, far from it my friend. For starters it's covered in some form of material, will reek of tramp sex in a week. Secondly, in order for you to enjoy it's comfort you would have to lean back. Have you ever leaned back on a toilet? Your balls get squashed, your ******** closes up and your arse cheeks come together. Have you ever seen footage of a hipopotamus shitting?

I do like the grip handles though, they would come in very handy.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I like the continental toilets that have a shelf where your poo sits before you flush it away, so you can poke around a bit. Would have been very useful when I recently chose to do the Bowel cancer screening thing that was offered when I turned 60, (I passed).

Does that mean that testing positive for bowel cancer is a "fail"?

 

[Mannakin]

far, far, far from it my friend. For starters it's covered in some form of material, will reek of tramp sex in a week. Secondly, in order for you to enjoy it's comfort you would have to lean back. Have you ever leaned back on a toilet? Your balls get squashed, your ******** closes up and your arse cheeks come together. Have you ever seen footage of a hipopotamus shitting?

I do like the grip handles though, they would come in very handy.

Plus you would have to stand up to enough room to get the toilet paper in your hand close to your arse!

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Does that mean that testing positive for bowel cancer is a "fail"?

Wasn't sure how to put it really. I received a reassuring result.