The Perfect Crime?

[alan partridge]

I reckon if you kidnapped someone, treated them really nicely for a bit, and only demanded small amounts, say 1000-5000 quid off wealthy relatives you could make a good living without any of them feeling the need to go and tell the police or anything daft like that.

Anyone else got any BRILLIANT ideas for the perfect crime?

 

[US Seagull]

I reckon if you made up some stuff about WMD and links to al queda you could could go ahead and invade any country you like and steal all their oil. Somebody should try that.

 

[ziggy]

What about those "Buy one get one free" offers. You could nick half the stock and say it's the free ones your taking, therefore it's not theft.

 

[Vlad the Impala]

I reckon if some fat politician made a decision that was fatally detrimental to your football club, if the 30,000 fans who might attend, say, a playoff final all went round to his house, the police would never be able to work out who actually used the knife. And they certainly couldn't lock up all 30,000. However, I cannot think of any situations in which this theory could be applied, can you?

 

[NMH]

I LIKE the cut of your jib Vlad!