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BuddyBoy

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Mar 3, 2013
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So....Murray surreptitiously sidled each German Shepherd impersonator while trampolining seventy seven million somersaults over piddinghoe, nevertheless, Gandi impersonated Gus whilst furiously beating his weapon… gently smoked another kipper before lunchtime.

So, damnation befell the lesser-spotted platypus, unfortunately syphilis rammed itself and caused aids, which ensured rancid sandwiches and greasy Africans pulling loincloths off. Then Poyet wobbled like everyone expects him complaining about spanking Oscar's chin with leather dildo's which are hairy. Debenhams sells them.

If poodles surreptitiously use toilets when snorting meth crystals inconspicuously then tits everywhere. Bouncing jiggly tits. Ooh! Matron!! Said Gandhi. Picking apples are forbidden though.

Surreptitiously and forcefully labradors usually talk gibberish. Magazines tell John Harte how lucky Heather Mills surreptitiously became during foreplay, however orgasms failed consecutively because her leg was poking Paul's favourite oversized prostitute halibut, violently yet with euphoria. Paul phoned his gynaecologist called Mourinho Trevor saying "can vibrating testicles cause blockages of the inebriated treehugger and will they coagulate poodles furiously licking each other?" Ferociously said Trevor and Fergie lovingly caressed Trevor's moustache which died with herpes.
 
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Mowgli37

Enigmatic Asthmatic
Jan 13, 2013
6,371
Sheffield
So....Murray surreptitiously sidled each German Shepherd impersonator while trampolining seventy seven million somersaults over piddinghoe, nevertheless, Gandi impersonated Gus whilst furiously beating his weapon… gently smoked another kipper before lunchtime.

So, damnation befell the lesser-spotted platypus, unfortunately syphilis rammed itself and caused aids, which ensured rancid sandwiches and greasy Africans pulling loincloths off. Then Poyet wobbled like everyone expects him complaining about spanking Oscar's chin with leather dildo's which are hairy. Debenhams sells them.

If poodles surreptitiously use toilets when snorting meth crystals inconspicuously then tits everywhere. Bouncing jiggly tits. Ooh! Matron!! Said Gandhi. Picking apples are forbidden though.

Surreptitiously and forcefully labradors usually talk gibberish. Magazines tell John Harte how lucky Heather Mills surreptitiously became during foreplay, however orgasms failed consecutively because her leg was poking Paul's favourite oversized prostitute halibut, violently yet with euphoria. Paul phoned his gynaecologist called Mourinho Trevor saying "can vibrating testicles cause blockages of the inebriated treehugger and will they coagulate poodles furiously licking each other?" Ferociously said Trevor and Fergie lovingly caressed Trevor's moustache which died with herpes.

:lolol:
 


Basil Fawlty

Don't Mention The War
So....Murray surreptitiously sidled each German Shepherd impersonator while trampolining seventy seven million somersaults over piddinghoe, nevertheless, Gandi impersonated Gus whilst furiously beating his weapon… gently smoked another kipper before lunchtime.

So, damnation befell the lesser-spotted platypus, unfortunately syphilis rammed itself and caused aids, which ensured rancid sandwiches and greasy Africans pulling loincloths off. Then Poyet wobbled like everyone expects him complaining about spanking Oscar's chin with leather dildo's which are hairy. Debenhams sells them.

If poodles surreptitiously use toilets when snorting meth crystals inconspicuously then tits everywhere. Bouncing jiggly tits. Ooh! Matron!! Said Gandhi. Picking apples are forbidden though.

Surreptitiously and forcefully labradors usually talk gibberish. Magazines tell John Harte how lucky Heather Mills surreptitiously became during foreplay, however orgasms failed consecutively because her leg was poking Paul's favourite oversized prostitute halibut, violently yet with euphoria. Paul phoned his gynaecologist called Mourinho Trevor saying "can vibrating testicles cause blockages of the inebriated treehugger and will they coagulate poodles furiously licking each other?" Ferociously said Trevor and Fergie lovingly caressed Trevor's moustache which died with herpes.

Quality. :lolol: :lolol:
 












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