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[Albion] The one shot at Pot
- Thread starter Paulie Gualtieri
- Start date
crodonilson
He/Him
Would you recommend Palma Nova to me and Mrs Crodo as a family holiday destination?
Consultant Barber.
Players have to apply to me for a change of hairstyle and I approve or decline the request depending on whether or not it's beneficial to the club
Greg Bobkin
Silver Seagull
- May 22, 2012
- 14,900
When is Michael Owen going to SING?
or
What would you like to see replacing 'we're loose' in the NSC header image?
or
What would you like to see replacing 'we're loose' in the NSC header image?
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 70,340
What was your nickname at school?
banjo
GOSBTS
How do you stop porn coming up on a laptop? Asking for a friend.
FatSuperman
Well-known member
- Feb 25, 2016
- 2,830
Who will be playing the dame in the BHA players panto, and how much will tickets be?
How are Ron and Hermione?
seagullwedgee
Well-known member
- Aug 9, 2005
- 2,984
Gus Poyet’s training track suit looks a bit snug on you. How are you finding it?
Saladpack Seagull
Just Shut Up and Paddle
Can you play left back?
Not Spanish Dave
Member
- Feb 23, 2013
- 88
Balootsa. You're welcome
KZNSeagull
Well-known member
Where did James and Lily get all that gold from?
atfc village
Well-known member
He's nickname from the fans at Stoke was Junior .
oldboyroy
Well-known member
Will you throw your potty out the pram when players play like they did in 1St 45 mins against Newcastle last season
- Apr 19, 2018
- 1,874
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Then do you think Zaha would *still* dive?!
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Then do you think Zaha would *still* dive?!
Winker
CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE
Are these a good team?