The official 'If we sign Parkin I will...' thread

[Stinky Kat]

See how that bitch likes it when the shoes on the other foot!

Karma indeed

 

[El Presidente]

Wonder why we did not buy someone similar LAST season and maybe STAY UP...

We did, he was called Gifton Noel-Williams, and we went down

 

[BHA Jordan]

If we sign Parkin I will run off with my pet horse and create a breed of half man/half horse super humans.

 

[El Presidente]

Have wild and passionate sex with the person I love, and then go home to the wife.

 

[Knightsworld]

Dance in the streets naked.

That only happens at TNS or whatever they call themselves these days.

 

[Billy the Fish]

If we sign Parkin I will run off with my pet horse and create a breed of half man/half horse super humans.

Please do that anyway. I'll donate some jizz if you want, i've always fancied have some kind of half human, half animal spawn. I'm not shagging it though, that's discusting.

 

[Commander]

If we sign Parkin I will run off with my pet horse and create a breed of half man/half horse super humans.

Blimey.

 

[Man of Harveys]

If we sign Parkin I will run off with my pet horse and create a breed of half man/half horse super humans.

 

[BHA Jordan]

My first love child?

Maybe, but then my half breeds will look nicer than that

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

He said half human...

 

[ATFC Seagull]

That only happens at TNS or whatever they call themselves these days.

Llansantfraid and Oswestry FC.

Sorry