The official 2014 CPFC managerial farce thread

[Buzzer]

Hahahahahahaha! Colin returns. What a complete lack of imagination by Steve Parish. Hahahahahaha!

Made my day.

 

[Mattywerewolf]

TS mentioned Clarke was now out of the running.
TS say it is just a case of dotting the "i's" and crossing the "t's"....for Warnock who seems to be the only person left who wants it...

Seems somehow appropriate when you are such a massive t!t

 

[Prince Monolulu]

 

[Hillian1]

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Have Palace got a new mission statement as well ? Tinpot Club. No Ambition.

 

[Tony Le Mesmer]

In a bizarre twist there are reports (twitter) that SteveClarke was offered the role but turned it down!

 

[jamie the seagull]

TS now reporting Neil Warnock to be unveiled as manager this afternoon.

 

[Leighgull]

TS now reporting Neil Warnock to be unveiled as manager this afternoon.

Good appointment if true. I know he's a ridiculous figure but he can get his teams playing.

 

[Seasider78]

Has a manager and club ever been more suited

This one is going to end in tears

 

[Bermondseygull]

Let's hope it ends like their last stint in bed together did!

 

[jamie the seagull]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2735549/Neil-Warnock-announced-new-Crystal-Palace-boss-Steve-Parish-chooses-former-Eagles-manager-Steve-Clarke.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

 

[martin tyler]

I wished for Lennon but i dislike Colin just as much

 

[algie]

Dinosaur manager who is past it. They will go down

 

[sparkie]

Warnock should ensure a thrilling relegation battle for palace this season - with plenty of throat slitting gestures from the ultras right up until the last game

 

[jamie the seagull]

Now confirmed. Taxi for Puncheon (Jason) after their spat after the Tottenham penalty (who could forget).

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Warnock will do a good job for them.

 

[dadams2k11]

Oh my god, Parish was so embarrassed about this he wanted Netteller, their sponsor, to announce it. [tweet]504600717219598337[/tweet]

 

[El Presidente]

I can see why Palace want Zaha back too, as he has something that they currently lack

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2734903/Manchester-United-winger-Wilfried-Zaha-given-three-points-licence-Crystal-Palace-target-caught-speeding-188-000-Lamborghini-Gallardo.html

 

[Rookie]

How many people have to reject you before you end up at warnock?

 

[dadams2k11]

I love the fact they are pinning all their hopes on Zaha coming back and being the Saviour lol.. Because one players makes a team. At least it will give the stripy Nigel's a buzz and something to be happy about until Saturday.