The official 2014 CPFC managerial farce thread

[ThePaddy]

Am I alone in feeling some sympathy for our unfortunate Surrey rivals

How could you possibly feel sympathy for a midtable Premier League team?

Perhaps Tony Bloom could swap the entirety of your transfer budget for a Moonpig card to send us.

 

[beorhthelm]

from Edna's list, im reckoning smart money might go towards Eddie Izzard.

 

[ThePaddy]

http://www1.skysports.com/football/...-of-the-running-to-become-crystal-palace-boss
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/aug/18/crystal-palace-tim-sherwood-malky-mackay-new-manager

I see. So we're going to get our 100% unbiased and factual information from Tim Sherwood's agent. Got it.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I see. So we're going to get our 100% unbiased and factual information from Tim Sherwood's agent. Got it.

Beats getting it from you, I reckon

 

[hans kraay fan club]

That's about the strength of it. Good on you for having some perspective.

Also, Sherwood hasn't "turned us down", he's saving face. He knows he isn't getting the job because he's not going to be offered it.

Oh, you're good.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

PLEEEEEEEEASE let it be Lennon.

 

[Mackenzie]

Let it be Lennon, let it be Lennon.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

PLEEEEEEEEASE let it be Lennon.

Oh I see what you did there, good work

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Let it be Lennon, let it be Lennon.

And there.

 

[beorhthelm]

Also, Sherwood hasn't "turned us down", he's saving face. He knows he isn't getting the job because he's not going to be offered it.

no its pretty obvious after being overlooked in favour of Malkay, he doesnt want to be second choice now theres a shed load of extra baggage. as has been said, pushing out Pulis (which is what happened for all intents, Parish could have backed down and let him do his job), looks pretty daft.

 

[Max Paper]

PLEEEEEEEEASE let it be Lennon.

Let it be Lennon, let it be Lennon.

http://www.cpfc.org/forums/showthread.php?t=254384

 

[Lady Whistledown]

no its pretty obvious after being overlooked in favour of Malkay, he doesnt want to be second choice now theres a shed load of extra baggage. as has been said, pushing out Pulis (which is what happened for all intents, Parish could have backed down and let him do his job), looks pretty daft.

Maybe Sherwood has an idea there's more (Moody-related) yet to come out of all this <rubs hands>

 

[greyseagull]

Maybe Sherwood has an idea there's more (Moody-related) yet to come out of all this <rubs hands>

Maybe you're right; exciting stuff <rubs penis>

 

[Lady Whistledown]

They forgot to add Dave Hockaday to the list.

 

[dazzer6666]

Maybe you're right; exciting stuff <rubs penis>

Whose ?

 

[ArfurW8]

PLEEEEEEEEASE let it be Lennon.

Imagine.

 

[AlastairWatts]

Sky Sports News - Jim White says he has spoken to Tim Sherwood who has tonight asked not to be considered for the manager's job.
He had a interview last weekend.

Do you blame him? Take the job and the crazy billionaire and his hotshot lawyers will be searching his house next....

 

[lawros left foot]

Danny Baker has said on Twitter, hes been told meet the new boss, same as the old boss. Pulis back?

 

[Bold Seagull]

Danny Baker has said on Twitter, hes been told meet the new boss, same as the old boss. Pulis back?

Dowie?

 

[The Fifth Column]

They forgot to add Dave Hockaday to the list.

Bit left field but in the spirit of diversity how about Katy B or Susannah Reed?