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'The Office' Xmas Special (Both Parts) On The Box Tonight!
- Thread starter Tom Hark Preston Park
- Start date
m20gull
Well-known member
Whoops! I nearly fell off the sofa laughing at that one and then realised our 15 year old was watching too. All of a sudden, sits up straight-laced trying not to laugh - too late.ChapmansThe Saviour said:
Albion Edd
Brighton til die
When he's on that date and is talking about the necklace and clevage, his date goes "could we stop talking about my dead mothers breasts"
And when he goes to that halifax bloke "If I want advice from you it will be about morgages"
His song was also hilarious.
And when he goes to that halifax bloke "If I want advice from you it will be about morgages"
His song was also hilarious.
Uncle Spielberg
Well-known member
Cows have 4 stomachs
- Jul 7, 2003
- 48,514
"If you don't know me by now
(IIIIFF you don't know meee)
You will never never never know me
(No you won't, no you won't, whoa whoa whooooa)
Painfully funny.
What about Tim's grotesque new desk mate who constantly moans about her ailments/pregnancy, and then went into hideous detail about the Karma Sutra position in which she conceived?
(IIIIFF you don't know meee)
You will never never never know me
(No you won't, no you won't, whoa whoa whooooa)
Painfully funny.
What about Tim's grotesque new desk mate who constantly moans about her ailments/pregnancy, and then went into hideous detail about the Karma Sutra position in which she conceived?
BRIGHT ON Q
Well-known member
- Jul 5, 2003
- 9,420
blind date must be a cringe factor 10/10.
Albion Edd
Brighton til die
The bit when tuffy says to that annoying woman who sits next to tim "Its not my fault some sad tossers shot his beans up your muff" really made me laugh
Hove&Albion F.C
New member
- May 15, 2004
- 790
"quite excited really.. not sexual, nerves really... she said she'd be wearing a white chivron scarf to help me spot her, so erm.... (looks behind then turns back to camera) ahhh for f*** sakes...."
"David?"
"......Uh... Yep..." has me in stitches every time.
Or- (when asked if he's shopping for a girlfriend)
"...not shopping, browsing really... but yano, if i see something i like, i've got the money......... thats metaphoric, id NEVER pay for it..." 
British comedy at its very best.
"David?"
"......Uh... Yep..."
has me in stitches every time.Or- (when asked if he's shopping for a girlfriend)
"...not shopping, browsing really... but yano, if i see something i like, i've got the money......... thats metaphoric, id NEVER pay for it..."
British comedy at its very best.
John Boy
Paul McShane
I love it when he says to his dog, 'Come on before he bans you'
'He is banned'
'Taking it out on the animals. Fascist'
AND
When he is looking at his blind dates and they choose one coloured girl and chuck the others out, so they don't seem predujice.
'He is banned'
'Taking it out on the animals. Fascist'
AND
When he is looking at his blind dates and they choose one coloured girl and chuck the others out, so they don't seem predujice.
South Yarra Seagull
Member
Genius, pure genius. The Xmas Special has not been on TV in Oz since, erm, Christmas...
Anyone wanna chuck it on a DVD for me
?
Anyone wanna chuck it on a DVD for me
?