The NSC thread of useful advice from SONGS

[MattBackHome]

Don't fear the reaper.

 

[ManOfSussex]

You've got to hold and give
But do it at the right time
You can be slow or fast
But you must get to the line

They'll always hit you and hurt you
Defend and attack
There's only one way to beat them
Get round the back

Catch me if you can
'Cause I'm the England man
And what you're looking at
Is the master plan

We ain't no hooligans
This ain't a football song
Three lions on my chest
I know we can't go wrong

 

[edna krabappel]

Stand by your man.

Though, if he's a bit of a dick, there's always the option of D I V O R C E I guess.

 

[Titanic]

...she brings out the best and the worst you can be
Blame it all on yourself 'cause she's always a woman to me.

 

[Titanic]

I love you too much to ever start liking you, so don't expect me to be your friend.

 

[The Clamp]

Don't try to make a silk purse out of a pigs bum
Don't try to get champagne from a bottle of rum
Or make a meal from a landlord's crumb
Don't try to feel it when all you feel is numb

 

[ManOfSussex]

Pot the reds then, screw back
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black

 

[Pevenseagull]

Don't go home with your hard on,
It will only drive you insane.

 

[Eeyore]

Make a claim, sign your name, it's all you have to do.

(Although things may changed since 1982)

 

[ManOfSussex]

You may tell them all that we stand or fall, for Sussex by the Sea.

 

[pearl]

sick of you

you're the one for me fatty

the queen gives good blow jobs

 

[Gazwag]

Ruby, don't take your love to town

 

[ManOfSussex]

His eye may be on you or me.Who will he bang? We shall see.

 

[Titanic]

...the best that you can hope for Is to die in your sleep.

 

[ManOfSussex]

If there's something strange in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!

 

[Stato]

Ray Davies provides all the advice anyone should ever need:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw6qxDPmOGM

 

[Nathan]

there ain't no party like an S Club party

 

[ManOfSussex]

If you go down in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise.

 

[Titanic]

Il y a tout ce que vous voulez aux Champs-Elysées.

 

[Winker]

Life is a minestrone
Served up with parmesan cheese
Death is a cold lasagne
Suspended in deep freeze