The North Stand Chat Arms

[Basil Fawlty]

*walks towards the dartboard*

*grabs the darts*

*and starts to throw*

 

[sir danny cullip]

Hi Matt, how are you?

Hi Jim Not bad thanks, depressing performance on Sunday but im surviving! How about you? Working today? I asked Ian about you but didnt know your surname so he wasnt sure who you were!

 

[sir danny cullip]

*walks towards the dartboard*

*grabs the darts*

*and starts to throw*

*misses board*

 

[Basil Fawlty]

*misses board*

Damn it, I would never be good on bullseye.

 

[Commander]

*walks in with hat and false moustache on*

Hi everyone, pint of Stella please.

 

[Monsieur Leclerc]

You are a gent and a scholar, thank you, 7 pages of chit chat and the first offer of a pint.....

*nips round to the cornershop to buy some breath freshener*

 

[Titanic]

*enters looking slightly sheepish*

er... hello... do any of you lot own the Silver Audi in the car park ?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

*walks in with hat and false moustache on*

Hi everyone, pint of Stella please.

I recognise that face from somewhere, oh yeah I know now.

*walks up to him*

*grabs his hat and false moustache*

Hello Commander, your BARRED!

 

[Croydonbloke]

*Bumps into croydon bloke and spills his pint and carries on walking*

Croydonbloke goes to toilet and Donkey Hoaty is walking out. Here mate please be a little more careful as you walk past me next time as you made me spill my Beer. With that I give a long stare.

 

[Commander]

Shit


*Grabs Brighton fan 86 in a headlock and fish-hooks him*

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Shit


*Grabs Brighton fan 86 in a headlock and fish-hooks him*

*tries to reverse it the fish hook to no prevail*

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Landlord

" Oy, do that again and your both barred "

 

[Parson Henry]

Croydonbloke goes to toilet and Donkey Hoaty is walking out. Here mate please be a little more careful as you walk past me next time as you made me spill my Beer. With that I give a long stare.

Croydon Bloke asks for cash to dry clean Burberry jacket.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Landlord

" Oy, do that again and your both barred "

*slides his neck out off Commanders grip*

*and low blows him to the bollocks*

 

[Commander]

Landlord

" Oy, do that again and your both barred "

Does that mean I'm not barred already?

 

[tedebear]

*nips round to the cornershop to buy some breath freshener*

don't mind with that Zef'll be on his way shortish

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Your on your final warning. Brightonfan86 only needed 2 stitches.

 

[surrey jim]

Hi Jim Not bad thanks, depressing performance on Sunday but im surviving! How about you? Working today? I asked Ian about you but didnt know your surname so he wasnt sure who you were!

Tell him Sensai Reiley, he will know!! used to sell Virgin Internet disks at school with him when the internet was first around. we got them free from V Megastore in HH and folgged them to first years for £2.50 ahh those were the days!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Your on your final warning. Brightonfan86 only needed 2 stitches.

Ok I won't do anything else now to Commander.

 

[Monsieur Leclerc]

don't mind with that Zef'll be on his way shortish

*Quietly thanks God that I have finally met my type of lady*