The North Stand Chat Arms

[surrey jim]

kristina

 

[Twinkle Toes]

she just sucked me off in the gents

Does it still REEK of WD40 in there mate - or has the smell of your 'special sauce' taken over for the time being?

Oh, & bye-the-way new bar wench, can I have 2 packets of Frazzles please: but only after you've washed those sordid lil mits of yours??!

 

[barney]

Does it still REEK of WD40 in there mate - or has the smell of your 'special sauce' taken over for the time being?

Oh, & bye-the-way new bar wench, can I have 2 packets of Frazzles please: but only after you've washed those sordid lil mits of yours??!

it stank of puke and semen in there. semen from my trouser snake. but the puke, someone can't handle their ale...

 

[barney]

time for a top up. my round

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Lord Bracknell and Roz popped in and had a pint of Worthington and a Bacyham, Unfortunately I had to throw Lord Bracknell out as he insisted on smoking at the bar.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Word has it, there's some c*unt in a Palace shirt sitting in the corner trying not to get noticed, you up for launching a few chairs at him barn?

 

[barney]

i've taken care of it conboy..

dragged the kunt outside and made him bite the curb..

he won't be back

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Roz having a cheeky Bacyham eh? Who does she think she is: Lady Bleedin' Muck?!!

ps Cheers for the update on the Bog 'Odourometer' barney. I might just brave it & have a chatty one innit

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Good, can we whack some MOTOWN on?

 

[barney]

butchy just came in with crezhell and they ordered a shandy and a malibu lemonade.. gay?

 

[barney]

i just put 4 quid in the jukebox

the very best of the specials is on until further notice.. will that do?

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

butchy just came in with crezhell and they ordered a shandy and a malibu lemonade.. gay?

Get them out of this pub immediately.

 

[barney]

the doorman, das reich, just escorted them from the premises

 

[Twinkle Toes]

butchy just came in with crezhell and they ordered a shandy and a malibu lemonade.. gay?

I reckon those brollies they just specifically asked for might just be a clue!

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Sorted

 

[barney]

bit quiet in 'ere tonight. US needs to do something to improve the atmosphere i feel

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

US, you're a shit landlord.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

bit quiet in 'ere tonight. US needs to do something to improve the atmosphere i feel

Kristina is doing a private show at 12 pm.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

US, you're a shit landlord.

Your barred. Colin can you escort this young man out please.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Kristina is doing a private show at 12 pm.

US, you're a superb landlord.