The North Stand Chat Arms

[Uncle Buck]

Windows sorted yet?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I have sent a bill for £ 800 to Chapman. Until then the sellophane will have to do.

 

[Uncle Buck]

I have sent a bill for £ 800 to Chapman. Until then the sellophane will have to do.

No wonder this place is shite and keeps getting done over.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Wrong pic:

Surely this was the picture wasn't it?

I`m not mates with the Albion starting 11.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

The pub has had its refurbishment completed and is now open for business. I have invoiced Chapman for £ 700 for the windows. What are you having

 

[Parson Henry]

The pub has had its refurbishment completed and is now open for business. I have invoiced Chapman for £ 700 for the windows. What are you having

Stained glass!!

 

[Uncle Buck]

Stained glass!!

Its just dirty.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Excuse me love, theres no Johnnies in the machine and you're out of Izal Edgeways as well...

 

[Parson Henry]

Excuse me love, theres no Johnnies in the machine and you're out of Izal Edgeways as well...

Sorry sir we only have Izal in our Milton Keynes pubs!!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Monday 23rd October 8pm

Southwick Strippers Night

3 single mums of 17, 23 and 48 , kylie, tracey and sharon and a blue comedian Bert from the Square

£ 20 per person

" free finger buffet and 1 free pint "

 

[John Dorian]

is this a book now or pay on the door event ?

 

[Uncle Buck]

The windows need doing Gubber....

 

[Trigger]

There is no bog roll in the SHITTER.

 

[Uncle Buck]

There is no bog roll in the SHITTER.

The landlord tried to hang himself with it....

 

[Everest]

Clean the pipes out. This ale tastes funny.

 

[Trufflehound]

I think the pork scratchings are past their sell-by date...

 

[Trigger]

Clean the pipes out.

I just did, what a stink, need to sort the food out in here pronto... Oh, you didn't mean THOSE pipes did you?

 

[Trufflehound]

I just did, what a stink

The pipes, the pipes are ca-alling...





Only I guess they're probably not anymore...

 

[Uncle Buck]

Is it true that Gubber is now in charge of the Beachy Head Arms?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I have just brought some of that cheap crap paper, the stuff thats like plastic and cuts your arse for Chapman and Piers.

I am trying to raise the tone of the place soon

NSC Arms - Gourmet Evening

An evening of light frivolity with 4 courses of A La Carte food and a violin recital , Saturday 11th November 8pm

£ 80 per head

Plebs not welcome