The North Stand Chat Arms

[Trigger]

So has this place re-opened since its last enforced refurb?

*Parp*

 

[Uncle Buck]

*Parp*

That is a nice featue Gubber has added...

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

North Stand Chat Arms
Questions and Answers evening with Norman Baker
Monday 18th September 2006 8pm]

Free Finget buffet and Glass of Beaujolias
Tickets £ 25

 

[Uncle Buck]

North Stand Chat Arms
Questions and Answers evening with Norman Baker
Monday 18th September 2006 8pm]

Free Finget buffet and Glass of Beaujolias
Tickets £ 25

Well that will be the placed trashed, again.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Free Finget buffet
Tickets £ 25

How does that work?

 

[Dandyman]

How does that work?

I like a nice finget. Very hard to catch these days, mind you.

 

[Uncle Buck]

So did the place survive Baker?

hick

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Everything was quite civilised until Lord Bracknell came in and started throwing chipalatas at Baker when he was talking about the Falmer Duck Pond.

This had the effect of setting off Easy 10 and Chapmans the Saviour who had a blazing row and 7 of the windows were put in.

Baker was last seen running towards Southwick Train Station with Lord Bracknell tailing him armed with some chicken drumsticks.

 

[Braders]

*pisses in outside hanging baskets whilst standing on bar*

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Kronenbourg 1664, special offer £ 1.20 a pint 3pm - 8pm today.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Pish water.

 

[Mr Blobby]

Get some of these on at half price and then get the GDC to drink them all in an hour and then see what state they get into!!!!!

 

[Uncle Buck]

Get some of these on at half price and then get the GDC to drink them all in an hour and then see what state they get into!!!!!

A nice sleep from 1500 until 1700....

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

2 barrels of Kronenbourg , 160 pints at the ready, what will it be, come on Colin you can start to let the queues in now mate.

OY Chapman your barred

 

[Dandyman]

 

[Mr Blobby]

Dandyman you supposed to drinks these cocktails, not use them to blow the place up again? Is that one in your hand a flaming sambuka??

 

[Uncle Buck]

Dandyman you supposed to drinks these cocktails, not use them to blow the place up again? Is that one in your hand a flaming sambuka??

He is trying to wake Ejjet up.

 

[Mr Blobby]

A pint for the taxman please

 

[Mr Blobby]

Bl**dy hell, do you need another pint already! Can you please stop downing them in one??

 

[Uncle Buck]

This lot should keep the Taxman going;