The North Stand Chat Arms

[Trigger]

...:::BURP:::...

Excuse me.

 

[surrey jim]

Was that Del boy just falling through the bar

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I think I'll have a whisky and coke and a packet of McCoys steak flavour. Its your round Brightonfan86, get your wallet out

 

[Croydonbloke]

Good afternoon. I`m a Palace fan, nice to meet you, can I have a Fosters Please and some Pork scratchings.

 

[Donkey Hoaty]

Good afternoon. I`m a Palace fan nice to meet you can I have a Fosters Please and some Pork scratchings.

No

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Oy, Palace in the pub.

Who the fecking hell are you , who the fecking hell are you

 

[Croydonbloke]

No

Are you the barman?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Is Brightonfan86 back from casualty yet . its his round

 

[Hiney]

It's all right - he's come to collect his WOODEN SPOON for coming last in the NSC Fantasy League thingy

 

[Hiney]

Oy, Palace in the pub.

Who the fecking hell are you , who the fecking hell are you

It's all right - he's come to collect his WOODEN SPOON for coming last in the NSC Fantasy League thingy

 

[Croydonbloke]

Oy, Palace in the pub.

Who the fecking hell are you , who the fecking hell are you

We`re gonna take it over.

 

[Croydonbloke]

It's all right - he's come to collect his WOODEN SPOON for coming last in the NSC Fantasy League thingy

It`s not over Hiney by a long way. One week and counting!!

So what you buying me mate?

 

[Donkey Hoaty]

Are you the barman?

I think you'll find you are not welcome in this pub my dear chap.

 

[Stinky Kat]

in hushed voice

Barman the machine in the gents ate my £2 and did not give me any product

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

The virtual Rottweiler is giving Croydonbloke the eye.

 

[tedebear]

christ all bloody mighty - just been to the post office and the queue was miles long and out the door, need a drink after that!!

Pink gin please , actually a pint of cider will suffice please barman...

 

[Basil Fawlty]

So what does everyone else want? *pulls out his wallet*

 

[Gazwag]

Anybody seen the chalk

 

[Stinky Kat]

So what does everyone else want? *pulls out his wallet*

large gin please

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Barman

shouts loudly to the barmaid, CAN YOU GO AND GET SOME CONDOMS FOR THE MACHINE THIS GEEZER WANTS SOME.

points in front of everyone to Stinky Kat