The North Stand Chat Arms

[readingstockport]

Can I have a pint of West Berkshire Best please? And some salt and vinegar crisps. Thanks bud.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Did I hear right that the pub had booked a troupe of Morris men to entertain us today?

A group of trainee journo's dressed in white, beating each other over the head with rolled up unfinished fanzines ?
Sounds great.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

LETS BE AVING YA !.

Or have the NSP hardmen scared you off

I'll have a pimms and ice with an umbrella just to show how gay I am

 

[Basil Fawlty]

*walks in*

Pint of Carlsberg please, and a nice packet of Doritos.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Brightonfan managed to get here without getting beaten up

 

[Franks Wild Years]

A pint of Harveys with a Babysham top please, just to show how bi' I am.
Thats a lovely summer shirt you're wearing US.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

That is because I know the rioters.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I am wearing a Pink Saronge and yellow blouse with a straw boater today.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Kev you've still got your pyjamas on.
Winnie the Pooh brushed cotton all in one romper suits are so 80's.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

US shouldn't you be over there with those tran-sexuals?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

"US shouldn't you be over there with those tran-sexuals? ".

Thats no way to talk about the patrons of the NSP Head. Chapman will be after you.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I saw Chapman outside with the rioters.

 

[Parson Henry]

New Quiz

Any chance of a pub quiz anytime soon Uncs?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

What is the largest English town or city , never to have been represented in the top flight of English football

 

[surrey jim]

Hull

 

[surrey jim]

100% sure im correct so next question...

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Bastard

 

[surrey jim]

in fact it is the largest town/city in Europe never to have been in its countries top league

FACT

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

After Titanic what is the biggest grossing film of all time in the UK box office

 

[surrey jim]

Lord of the rings