The most Dickensian-sounding footballers

[crasher]

Brennan Dickenson - the miller's son. A good-hearted soul led astray by his obsession with the beautiful but cold squire's daughter.

 

[edna krabappel]

Chirpy local chimney sweep, Will 'oskins.

 

[sydney]

Leighton Baines , the hunky farrier , hung like an elephant with a similar sexual appetite.

 

[edna krabappel]

Renowned local dandy & purveyor of fine outfits to the gentleman about town, Mr Marcus Tudgay.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

A good 'earted an' 'ard workin' but simple lad, no doubt.

He was the head Gamekeepers son. Came across misfortune as a young lad when one of the Lord's horses a horse kicked him in the head and left him wanting.

The Lord of the Manor feeling much guilt(and delighting in irony) gave the lad a job in the stables.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Jeremiah Robinson, the somewhat villainous apothecary.

 

[sydney]

Titus Bramble , the dim whitted house boy of Joseph Barton Esq , the town gynaecologist.

 

[edna krabappel]

Titus Bramble , the dim whitted house boy of Joseph Barton Esq , the town gynaecologist.

Genuine from me on both your last two posts on this thread.

 

[crasher]

If you're venturing down to Limehouse basin on a dark, stormy night then I pray you - keep an eye out for the villainous Willo Flood.

 

[crasher]

Titus Bramble , the dim whitted house boy of Joseph Barton Esq , the town gynaecologist.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Fabian Delph, scurrilous knave

 

[crasher]

I do believe my fob watch has been stolen by that thieving scoundrel Harry Arter.

 

[Giraffe]

The squires gardener, Perry Digweed.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Ishmel Demongtanac

Dandy French duke

 

[edna krabappel]

Mr Joe Ledley, a man poor of silver but rich in 'uman kindness, who, with his wife Nancy, took in his young nephew when the boy's parents could no longer afford to feed him.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Renowned local dandy & purveyor of fine outfits to the gentleman about town, Mr Marcus Tudgay.

Would that not be Graeme Le Saux?

 

[edna krabappel]

Watch your possessions when crafty yet cheeky local pickpocket Jack Cork is about.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Robbie Fowler, scurrilous poacher

 

[crasher]

I always purchase both my fowl and my madeira from the estimable establishment of the finest local grocer - Mr Guy Butters. Honest fellow!

 

[The Legend that IS Lawro]

After several rounds of fierce tendering, the responsibility of refuse collection has been allocated to the local land owner, Mr Fred Binney