Robot Chicken
Seriously?
The AirBlade
http://www.dysonairblade.co.uk
Well, well, they've solved a problem I didn't know existed. What's wrong with just wiping your hands on your jeans if you're in a hurry?

When you discover how other hand dryers work, you could be forgiven for never using one again. All they do is suck in filthy washroom air, heat it up and then blow it onto your clean hands. If being unhygienic isn't bad enough, they also take too long to dry hands and use too much energy in the process.
Dyson engineers and scientists took 3 years to create an entirely new type of hand dryer. Dyson Airbladeâ„¢ blows clean, unheated air through an aperture the width of an eyelash at over 400mph (640kmph) to hygienically wipe hands dry in just 10 seconds. That's twice as fast as most hand dryers and four times faster than some. It also uses up to 83% less energy too, so it's better for the environment. Another problem solved.
Dyson Airblade™ will cost £549 plus VAT and will be available to purchase late November.


http://www.dysonairblade.co.uk
Well, well, they've solved a problem I didn't know existed. What's wrong with just wiping your hands on your jeans if you're in a hurry?