[News] The lady who smells of fish all the time. Yes really.

[Arkwright]

Poor lady her outlook is a bit bleak.....

 

[albionfan37]

My god BBC News drops to lower and lower levels. There should be no plaice for it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-51006604

They do skate on thin ice

 

[Cirina]

Come on guys. You got no SOLE

 

[driller]

I hate the smell of fish so if I ever meet her I will hold minnows.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Fanny Haddock

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

What's that sTENCH?

 

[Wrong-Direction]

We whaley need to stop now, we're just krilling it.

What? Salmon had to say it

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[dazzer6666]

Come on guys. You got no SOLE

It's worse when she decides to ben DOVER

 

[Jack Straw]

People shouldn't laugh. You can't help it when you become eel.

 

[Super Steve Earle]

I went to school with a lad with a similar problem. I wish I had been kinder to him...

 

[banjo]

Hopefully the sole porpoise of this story is she can tackle this problem.

 

[Giraffe]

What a sad DORY. And a terrible thing to suffer from.
I hope that science can find a NEMO. It must cause all sorts of mental health problems for the poor lady.

Edited for you. Best I could do.

 

[Seagulls over Essex]

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Perhaps the Royal College of Sturgeons can help.

They will give her a Plaicebo

 

[AmexRuislip]

Gwyneth Paltrow selling candles that smell like her privates.

Edited for you. Best I could do.

FFS [MENTION=3734]Giraffe[/MENTION]

https://heroichollywood.com/avengers-gwyneth-paltrow-candles-private-parts/

 

[Hove Lagoonery]

I don't read these types of threads normhali but I couldn't resist dusting this one off again

I was expecting that to be an obscure species of fish but bizarrely, its an Istanbul carpet merchant

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I was expecting that to be an obscure species of fish but bizarrely, its an Istanbul carpet merchant

What, there's a turkish merchant called halibut?

 

[Is it PotG?]

A scented candle should help her.

http://news.sky.com/story/gwyneth-paltrow-says-goop-vagina-candle-is-punk-rock-11915836