As football is my religion, i have come up with a new version of the lord's prayer, which i think should be stuck on the dressing room wall, and all the players made to recite before every match at our new stadium.
THE LADS PRAYER:
I'd Rather, Be Here Than In Heaven
Hallowed Be Thy Turf
The Teams Will Come
They Will Be Done
On Grass,As in Training
Give Us This Day Our Daily Win
And Forgive All our Bad Passes
As we Forgive Those That Foul Against Us
And lead Us Not Into Temptation
But Deliver Us From Relegation
For Thine Is The Winning 'em
The Showers and The Glory
Forever, And Ever
AMEX.

THE LADS PRAYER:
I'd Rather, Be Here Than In Heaven
Hallowed Be Thy Turf
The Teams Will Come
They Will Be Done
On Grass,As in Training
Give Us This Day Our Daily Win
And Forgive All our Bad Passes
As we Forgive Those That Foul Against Us
And lead Us Not Into Temptation
But Deliver Us From Relegation
For Thine Is The Winning 'em
The Showers and The Glory
Forever, And Ever
AMEX.