The ideal breakfast

[Theatre of Trees]

Been arguing this with some mates over the weekend over what constitutes the ideal breakfast. What do you lot think?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Spliff, Shreddies, Cup of tea, Bacon Sarnie, Red Stripe.

In that order.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

chocolate croissant and a cup of tea

 

[tedebear]

good coffee
eggs benedict with smoked salmon
the morning papers to sift through
and good company...

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Sausages in a buttered bagel.

or Bacon, smoked and lots of it.

 

[fatbadger]

Tattie Scones (lots)
Baked Beans
Mushrooms
Poached eggs (2)

toast & honey

large pot of black coffee

 

[Turkey]

Hash Browns are a must.

 

[bathseagull]

Kellogs crunchy nut cornflakes with ice cold full fat milk

Sausage, bacon, fried egg, mushrooms, beans, toast, black pudding

Tea

 

[Safeway]

Full English you TWATS.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

The remains of the previous nights curry eaten straight out of the trays wearing only your undercrackers!

 

[Easy 10]

A glass of orange juice and two Tic-Tacs (sucked vigorously in the car on the way to work).

 

[tedebear]

and two Tic-Tacs

mind those calories Easy!!

 

[Braders]

either a round of sausage/bacon sarnies

or some leftover takeway meat feast pizza

both as gorge

 

[Easy 10]

mind those calories Easy!!

Absolutely. Don't worry, I work it all off by running up the stairs when I get to work (3rd floor). I like to keep myself lithe.

Ahem.

 

[fatbadger]

Full English

But what do you consider a full English to be? Different people, different full English Breakfasts, I find. Especially different places, different English Breakfasts.

 

[Safeway]

But what do you consider a full English to be? Different people, different full English Breakfasts, I find. Especially different places, different English Breakfasts.

You know, bacon and shit.

 

[empire]

cant beat a fishy batter from the old goat you pulled the night before,it gets rid of your kebab breath!!!!

 

[Kryten]

You know, bacon and shit.

i've never had a full english with shit in it

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

4x rashers of smoked back bacon
2x 100% pork sausages
2x fried eggs with runny yolks
2x slices of fried bread
1x grilled half tomato
black pudding
mushrooms
beans
big mug of strong tea.

i'm surprisingly passionate about a proper full english brekky, but a big plate of smoked kippers and scrambled eggs on toast ain't bad either.

 

[Safeway]

4x rashers of smoked back bacon
2x 100% pork sausages
2x fried eggs with runny yolks
2x slices of fried bread
1x grilled half tomato
black pudding
mushrooms
beans
big mug of strong tea.

A heart attack on a plate, brilliant.