The hat is back

[Commander]

Hello everyone.

Been away for a while but now me and me hat are back.

Nothings changed though as I see The Large One is still posting bollox at a furious pace.


And Chesney has been on drugs I read, surely not.

Les Biehn continues to represent NSC in the European Champions Bore League.


Seems like I have never been away.

 

[Trigger]

 

[Clothes Peg]

And who the hell are you?

 

[Les Biehn]

And who the hell are you?

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Big f***ing mistake, this is the man who taught me how to bully.

 

[Commander]

And who the hell are you?

I am NS Chats immigration officer. Can I check your Englishness please ?

 

[Clothes Peg]

I am NS Chats immigration officer. Can I check your Englishness please ?

Sure, which of my passports would you like to see?

 

[Commander]

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Big f***ing mistake, this is the man who taught me how to bully.

I have not bullied anyone you big faggot.

 

[Les Biehn]

I was only telling Nibble today how I miss bullying people with Commander. Happy days.

 

[Les Biehn]

I have not bullied anyone you big faggot.

You are a prime time ****.

 

[Commander]

Sure, which of my passports would you like to see?

The one that allows you to sell ice cream and shout

'' Getta ya tutsi frutsi a nicer ica cream.''


Its best when you do your Chico Marx voice.

 

[Commander]

You are a prime time ****.

Its not prime time.

 

[Clothes Peg]

The one that allows you to sell ice cream and shout

'' Getta ya tutsi frutsi a nicer ica cream.''


Its best when you do your Chico Marx voice.

I'd at least call it the proper name "gelati".

 

[Barrel of Fun]

How long have we been able to use the word ****?

 

[Les Biehn]

Quite a while now BoF.

 

[Commander]

Quite a while now BoF.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha


You are on form tonight Les.

I thought Chesney was good on monday arguing with Fat Alan but you are definetly the Queen of the one liner.

Sometimes I could mistake you for Groucho Marx with those classic put downs.

 

[Les Biehn]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha


You are on form tonight Les.

I thought Chesney was good on monday arguing with Fat Alan but you are definetly the Queen of the one liner.

Sometimes I could mistake you for Groucho Marx with those classic put downs.

I try my best. Clearly when I'm not even making a joke I am cracking some beauties.

 

[Commander]

I try my best. Clearly when I'm not even making a joke I am cracking some beauties.

Les you are always making heap good joke.

 

[Les Biehn]

Les you are always making heap good joke.

As I said, I try my best.

 

[Commander]

I'd at least call it the proper name "gelati".

You filthy bitch.

 

[Clothes Peg]

You filthy bitch.

What? I don't roll around in the stuff.