The girls from Teen Big Brother

[Mr C]

Jade is as rough as ten bears, spotty, obnoxious, a slapper and a wurzel too if I'm not very much mistaken. You seriously fancy that? You need help mate.

Caroline, on the other hand, is pretty smart and has a fine pair of shoulder boulders.

Shoulder boulders? Nice

But as for Jade, maybe I saw her better side, yes she was a bit spotty (she'd have to sort that out), slapper....well, c'est la vie. Wurzel? hehe...oh well.

And as for me needing help....yeah that's very probable.

 

[DTES]

Jade is one of the ugliest people I have ever seen. And I'm not exaggerating. I can't stand her. She has a nose the size of a small Ethiopian village. I don't know how anyone could possibly fancy her...

 

[Mr C]

I possibly best go buy a ladder now to climb out of the huge hole I've dug

Well, I would have done anyway.

 

[DTES]

I possibly best go buy a ladder now to climb out of the huge hole I've dug

Well, I would have done anyway.

The fact she's a minger really doesn't change the fact that given a few pints I probably would have done aswell!!

 

[Mr C]

The fact she's a minger really doesn't change the fact that given a few pints I probably would have done aswell!!

Wasn't she the one who had sex on the show? If so then the bloke who did it was sober cos they weren't allowed alcohol.

 

[DTES]

Yes. I can only pity him.

 

[Mr C]

Yes. I can only pity him.

We should. He looked like a dork anyway. Not that I am saying people who would sleep with her are dorks, but he looked like one in other respects