the girlfriend is entering fhm high street honeys

[1066gull]

Me!

Keep it going Tommy.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Me!

Keep it going Tommy.

No offences but would imagine theres more chance of me marrying Carmen Electra.

 

[Uncle C]

Me!

Keep it going Tommy.

If I had a friend like you fawning all over my girl he would get a good poke in the eye.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

her being in magazines doesn't bother me THAT much, and i do trust her not to run off, the thing thats gonna annoy me the most is twats coming up to her when we're out going "oi you that bird in fhm?" and stuff like that, that'd piss me right off

 

[Da Man Clay]

her being in magazines doesn't bother me THAT much, and i do trust her not to run off, the thing thats gonna annoy me the most is twats coming up to her when we're out going "oi you that bird in fhm?" and stuff like that, that'd piss me right off

I would imagine if she was in the top 5 that would happen 10 times aday and if u were to go to a nightclub it would be a nightmare! Look whats happened to Keeley.
Saying that Keeley is still with her original boyfriend so thats not too bad!

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Thats the thing tho, i imagine if she gets close to winning she will find one of those "other blokes"

Usually happens that way

 

[Dave the OAP]

I would imagine if she was in the top 5 that would happen 10 times aday and if u were to go to a nightclub it would be a nightmare! Look whats happened to Keeley.
Saying that Keeley is still with her original boyfriend so thats not too bad!

who is keeley?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i think she won it last year, and is now a glamour model

 

[Les Biehn]

Would you mind your bird getting her babylons out for a living?

 

[Les Biehn]

To be fair, I know Tommy, and I am confident when I state that he would not class 1066 as a FRIEND. No disrespect to 1066, but I doubt they have ever met!

Anyway Thomas, yes your young lady has a got a prolific pair upfront, but so will everyone else in the competition - that's not going to win on it's own. Tell me this - what does she do, and what has she got that only you have seen, that makes her BETTER than them?

A minge like a mouses ear? A ponchant for taking it up the wrongen?

 

[Rusco]

who is keeley?

You know ....... the bloke who warms the keepers up before each game ! What he's got to do with FHM, I haven't a clue.

I do happen to know his ex-Mrs though

 

[Les Biehn]

Whats her boat like? Is it worth making a plasterers radio out of?

 

[Man of Harveys]

PICTURES gentlemen, please

 

[Race]

A minge like a mouses ear?

A what?!! Please explain!

 

[Les Biehn]

A what?!! Please explain!

Small and tight. I imagine it to be like a paper cut, certainly not Tank's cup of tea.

 

[Dandyman]

A what?!! Please explain!

small and furry ?

 

[Race]

Small and tight. I imagine it to be like a paper cut, certainly not Tank's cup of tea.

You're after a swift one in the onion bags you are!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Whats her boat like? Is it worth making a plasterers radio out of?

it is, and regularly does


in reply to mr. badger, her tactics include a shower scene


'nuff said