Northstander
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- Oct 13, 2003
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French President Jaques Chirac, tired of all of the anti-french jokes, has announced with great national pride that the super secret French Space Agency will send the first manned mission of three French astronauts to land, and walk on the Sun.
President Chirac stated " This mission will be of historic important to the world, and restore France's rightful place in the history of the world"
NASA space scientist's, stunned at the news, asked Mr. Chirca what technology they had developed to keep the astronauts from burning up long before they reached the Sun?
The French President sniffed and replied " Don't be stupid, we are going at night".
President Chirac stated " This mission will be of historic important to the world, and restore France's rightful place in the history of the world"
NASA space scientist's, stunned at the news, asked Mr. Chirca what technology they had developed to keep the astronauts from burning up long before they reached the Sun?
The French President sniffed and replied " Don't be stupid, we are going at night".
