- Jul 7, 2003
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The obvious answer would be for the Premier League to try to conclude the campaign by May 5, allowing the Cup Final to take place the next weekend, but the league has said that it cannot squeeze a 38-match season into an abbreviated calendar.
I can see why that would be a problem. I mean, god FORBID that those poor blokes, earning a meagre £40,000- £200,000 per week, should all actually have to play an extra midweek game at some point between September and May. It would be EXHAUSTING for them. They'd probably COLLAPSE from fatigue, given their typical, 4 hour day-with-Sundays-Wednesdays-and-every-weekday-afternoon-off schedules.