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The definitive list of football cliches







Grombleton

Surrounded by <div>s
Dec 31, 2011
7,356
"It was nice to get on the scoresheet, but the 3 points are the most important thing"
 




vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
27,900
A slide rule pass
 














Dick Head

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Jan 3, 2010
13,642
Quaxxann
It's a funny old game.
 


SweatyMexican

Well-known member
Mar 31, 2013
4,101
Clear as you like.
 


Dick Head

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Jan 3, 2010
13,642
Quaxxann
Anything can happen in the Championship. Anyone can beat anyone in the Championship.
 




Grombleton

Surrounded by <div>s
Dec 31, 2011
7,356
I'm not sure why, but each time i read these all i can hear is Steve Claridge saying them.
 


Dick Head

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Jan 3, 2010
13,642
Quaxxann
We never turned up.
 








Jim Van Winkle

Well-known member
Jul 14, 2010
3,125
Hawaii
He's got a good touch for a big man.

Paper teams win paper cups.

But can he do it away on a cold January midweek at Stoke.
 


Dick Head

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Jan 3, 2010
13,642
Quaxxann
Stonewall anything.
 








Dick Head

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Jan 3, 2010
13,642
Quaxxann
Safe pair of hands.
 


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