The "curvy" geordie lass. Would you?

[Buzzer]

you're on a night out and you come across this lady:

would you and if so, after how many pints?

I don't really like fat lasses but she's quite pretty IMO and looks like fun so i'll go for: YES (9 pints)

 

[CHAPPERS]

I don't know. It's been bugging me since I saw the picture. I'd like to say I would (8 pints-ish) but I don't reckon I could (physically).

 

[Simster]

I'm not all that fussy in all honesty, but she doesn't even come close to the line I've drawn.

So that's a NO.

 

[scooter1]

Simply put - NO!

 

[Bluejuice]

She does NOT look pretty.

I won't hide from the fact that in the past I have let certain larger lasses hit the jackpot by going home with my very drunk self BUT that dog is just MANK.

NO

 

[Beach Hut]

No thanks, sooner go without

 

[Twinkle Toes]

2 good E's & half a wotsit of Showbiz.

Edit: Possibly.

 

[PHCgull]

she would have to be on all fours

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

I would and then I'd have a bloody great big fry up with her afterwards. Bet she's cracking fun.

 

[tottenhamseagull]

She is a munter of epic proportions... So no.

 

[defrocked priest]

I could drink the entire top shelf and still would rather fester in my own vomit than try to get a leg over that lardo.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Yes - only after the maximum amount of alcohol i could take and still get it up.

 

[VeronaSeagull]

There's a line in the sand.....she's so far past the line she's into desert tundra and can't even see the line!

Horrendous is the only word that comes to mind! don't think I'd ever be drunk enough

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

No, just f***ing no. If anyone says otherwise, you need your head read.

 

[JonathanLivingstonSeagull]

was a maybe till i scrolled a little further and saw the legs
not nice

 

[aviaviavioioioi]

If I was drunk then yes.

 

[VeronaSeagull]

oops double post

 

[Trigger]

Corrrrrrrrrr, yeah!

 

[Danny-Boy]

she would have to be on all fours

Yes and with loads of Chanel no 5 on....

 

[8ace]

10 pints