The clearout must start at the top

[Yorkie]

Why don't we get rid of the fans?

Just think how much those seats are costing to hire.

 

[Seagull's Return]

We've already decided to sack Butters as we only need one centre-half. I propose sacking the ground staff & purchasing a goat

Surely a goat could do a job for us in midfield, too? Perhaps we could replace the current team with domestic animals - cheaper, and quite possibly more effective on match days.

 

[Ernest]

Why don't we get rid of the fans?

Just think how much those seats are costing to hire.

If you were one of them I'd go along with that

 

[WhitleyDennis]

I propose sacking the ground staff & purchasing a goat

We've got one here at Reading you are welcome to have. He does f*** all for us...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Feed the goat
Feed the goat
Feed the goat on Withdean grass.

I'm sure the bloke who forks the pitch at half time could rustle up one from somewhere.

Note of caution though: Reading signed a Goat in the summer and he's apparently been crap so far. Forster has got all their goals.

 

[WhitleyDennis]

Do we need a manager McGhee

No. McGhee OUT!!!

 

[Storer68]

We've got one here at Reading you are welcome to have. He does f*** all for us...

But isn't he your manager at the moment?

 

[Storer68]

And while we are thiking about, why not stop playing at Withdrean thus saving all that expenditure completely.

There's Surrenden Fields on the other side of the road going spare, why not play our games there.

and we could save pots by resigning from the league and starting in the Brighton Sunday League.

 

[Storer68]

Four defenders on the pitch?FOUR

I mean, its not as if they're stopping other teams scoring. Surely cutting down to one defender will not affect our defensive capability

 

[Dave the OAP]

Storer

Listen to the old man speak, of all he has lived through
" I have crossed between the poles, but for me there is no mystery"

Classic

 

[JEM]

Not a gardener Yorkie but your scientific input explains the lushness of the grass near the bus stops in Guildford

If that's true then how come my local phone box isn't like the Hanging Gardens Of Babylon?

 

[Storer68]

Ahhhh yes.....


"Once a man,
like the sea I raged.
Once a woman,
like the earth I gave.
But there is, in fact, more earth than sea.

DTG

If you ever get the chance, go and see The Musical Box. They are the best Gabriel-era "Genesis" band I have seen - it is just as close to seeing classic Genesis as I have ever seen........The Musical Box

 

[West Hoathly Seagull]

There must be a few cats we could employ in goal instead of Kuipers and Roberts for some tins of Whiskas, the fans could contribute the 45p or whatever it costs, and perhaps Nicholas Soames could be got for central defence, mind you the food bill might go up Just get him to stand still

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Four defenders on the pitch?FOUR

I had no idea we were wasting our cash so stupidly. So we're agreed. Next season the Albion will consist of the following:

Groundsman: Billy Goat
Manager: none
Coaching staff: none
Ground: Someone's back garden - to be announced
team:
GK - Kuipers
Defence - Cullip
Midfield - Carpenter
Attack - Knight

Average Attendance: 0

 

[Icy Gull]

I had no idea we were wasting our cash so stupidly. So we're agreed. Next season the Albion will consist of the following:

Groundsman: Billy Goat
Manager: none
Coaching staff: none
Ground: Someone's back garden - to be announced
team:
GK - Kuipers
Defence - Cullip
Midfield - Carpenter
Attack - Knight

Average Attendance: 0

Nah we can do away with Carpenter too. Cullip can miss out the midfield ,which has been useless for years anyway,and hoof it to Leon. No point in wasting money on a midfield. Otherwise I think you've got it about right.

 

[34064 Fighter Command]

Why bother with goals, surely a pair of nicely rolled up jumpers is sufficient.

And why have we got TWO, yes TWO goalkeepers ? Can't the rest of the team just play ' rush goalie ' for 90 minutes ?

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Cullip can just come round my house and play Subutteo. I'll make him a cup of tea at half-time.

 

[Storer68]

And what arrogance to go and buy a trophy cabinet. And then fill it with flower pots. Think of the never ending costs of all that silver polish

What an insult to the fans.

Surely they could knock one up from a couple of used cornflake packets and an empty washing up botle. all held togteher with some sticky backed plastic

 

[Albionite83]

None of this changes my opinion that Dean White is 1 member of staff too many and should go