The City Drinks last week

[Parson Henry]

Why no lurid tales of what you guys got up to?

MoH did you misbehave?

Gaffmeister did you wax lyrical?

Lokkieboy did you swing your hips with some lucky lips?

Tell all.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

I went for a drink in Croydon with a couple of likely lads last Friday, i was resting my voice though!!

 

[Parson Henry]

I went for a drink in Croydon with a couple of likely lads last Friday, i was resting my voice though!!

Were you expecting me to resp...(interrupted)

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Were you expecting me to resp...(interrupted)

I wasn (f*** interrupted me as well)

 

[Dave the OAP]

Nothing to discuss...we had a good time...you didnt show....get over it

 

[The Large One]

I would have made it by for a tale of woe and aggravation which held me up, but which I cannot tell on here just in case Seagull73 reads this thread. I did make it to the Seagulls Over London meeting later on though.

 

[Parson Henry]

Nothing to discuss...we had a good time...you didnt show....get over it

David

I was over it before I though I needed to be. Just thought you may have been a Lonely Larry without me there. If you remember last time I effected an introduction for you to those sweet ladies sitting behind. We were getting on fine till you performed the candlewax routine.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Meatball was there

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

MoH had a bag of goodies.

You know - women's clothing, dodgy videos, white leather shoes, sparkly women's shoes (the usual kind of stuff) and he entertained the train passengers with it on the way home.

 

[Parson Henry]

MoH had a bag of goodies.

You know - women's clothing, dodgy videos, white leather shoes, sparkly women's shoes (the usual kind of stuff) and he entertained the train passengers with it on the way home.

What did he do with the women's clothing, dodgy videos, white leather shoes, sparkly women's shoes (the usual kind of stuff) whilst he was entertaining fellow train travellers?

 

[Lokki 7]

We spent most of the time hiding from hove born & bred.

 

[Man of Harveys]

What did he do with the women's clothing, dodgy videos, white leather shoes, sparkly women's shoes (the usual kind of stuff) whilst he was entertaining fellow train travellers?

I'd forgotten about that - a woman on the train was LAUGHING - I reckon I was well in.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

What did he do with the women's clothing, dodgy videos, white leather shoes, sparkly women's shoes (the usual kind of stuff) whilst he was entertaining fellow train travellers?

He brandished them with a twinkle in his eye.

 

[Dave the OAP]

We spent most of the time hiding from hove born & bred.

BTW Perry...they were just humouring us....remember we are both old and very ugly....and I had to throw away a very nice polo shirt my daughter had bought me when the candle wax was applied

 

[aftershavedave]

We spent most of the time hiding from hove born & bred.

ain't that the truth

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

ain't that the truth

I still can't believe that you shaved off your beard so that you wouldn't be recognised.

 

[aftershavedave]

I still can't believe that you shaved off your beard so that you wouldn't be recognised.

it seemed so worth it at the time....but now i just feel naked and empty without it

 

[Man of Harveys]

I still can't believe that you shaved off your beard so that you wouldn't be recognised.

I think it makes him look older

 

[Parson Henry]

BTW Perry...they were just humouring us....remember we are both old and very ugly....and I had to throw away a very nice polo shirt my daughter had bought me when the candle wax was applied

Speak for yourself. I know that I turn many a fair maiden's head.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Speak for yourself. I know that I turn many a fair maiden's head.

yeah...turn away