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The Bristol Stool Chart - what a load of shit



Shizuoka Dolphin

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I just passed a number five. Not too happy with it to be honest. Am aiming for a more healthy number three before bedtime.
 






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Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
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Worthing
I`ve done all seven in one day.

Whats healthiest BTW.


Undigested bits is my speciality or stools containing small pieces of plastic packaging.
 
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Les Biehn

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Aug 14, 2005
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I hate a messy break the most. Proper pisses me off wiping for so long.
 




Shizuoka Dolphin

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What does it mean when your poo is jet black?

Had a whole day of jet black crap the other day and had drunk no Guiness or ANYTHING.
 








Tom Hark Preston Park

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Jul 6, 2003
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Shizuoka Dolphin said:
What does it mean when your poo is jet black?

Had a whole day of jet black crap the other day and had drunk no Guiness or ANYTHING.

Read someplace that black poo = blood.

I'd get that checked out mate. Seriously.



Oh, and surely Type 1 is perfect for Stoolball :lol:
 


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