The "Biscuit PM-ed Me" Self-help Group Thread

[Meade's Ball]

Have you been hurt by something Biscuit has done?
Have you been the victim of one of his vicious assaults?
Are you sick and tired of being on the receiving end?

It was June 13th last year when Biscuit PM-ed me. I was on my own. The lights were dimmed as i was enjoying a bottle of wine with a close personal friend. A link flashed on the front page of NSC. I'd received a message. I opened it and fell to my knees in horror. "I WANT YOU TO SUCK MY ARSE, YOU COCK." it read.
Biscuit. Why?!

 

[Brighton Breezy]

This is what I mean.

People moan about attention seeking posters and then they go and start threads taking the piss out of them and by doing so giving them more attention which is surely what the want.

 

[Muzzman]

"I WANT YOU TO SUCK MY ARSE, YOU COCK." it read.
Biscuit. Why?!

Maybe he wanted the taste of anal jelly that day.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Recently I've recieved a few emails from Biscuit, most of them telling me to ''f*** OFF YOURSELF''.

They are nice.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I was on my own. The lights were dimmed as i was enjoying a bottle of wine with a close personal friend.

How can you be on your own AND enjoying a bottle of wine with a close personal friend?

 

[Meade's Ball]

I don't moan about attention-seekers, as i am one.

I'm just bored, innit.

 

[Albion Rob]

This is what I mean.

People moan about attention seeking posters and then they go and start threads taking the piss out of them and by doing so giving them more attention which is surely what the want.

Biscuit has only ever PMed me once, it was to discuss ideas for the fanzine,

Whatever happened to that piece of literature?

*whistlesnonchalantly*

 

[CHAPPERS]

This is what I mean.

People moan about attention seeking posters and then they go and start threads taking the piss out of them and by doing so giving them more attention which is surely what the want.

Feeling left out?

 

[Meade's Ball]

Re: Re: The "Biscuit PM-ed Me" Self-help Group Thread

How can you be on your own AND enjoying a bottle of wine with a close personal friend?

Simple. Magic.








Nice pedantry. I would have been proud of that myself.

 

[Easy 10]

Re: Re: The "Biscuit PM-ed Me" Self-help Group Thread

How can you be on your own AND enjoying a bottle of wine with a close personal friend?

Perhaps it was a pet.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Re: Re: Re: The "Biscuit PM-ed Me" Self-help Group Thread

Perhaps it was a pet.

Yes, thank you Easy. It was an inflatable emu.

 

[Drumstick]

he sent me one too.. i was just happily scrolling down the page when there it popped up and i read it.. i couldn't belive my eyes it was horrible

 

[Little Piggy]

He has never PM'd me. I can only assume its because he hates me. I have done nothing to him so I have no idea where he got his bad attitude from. I'm not going to let that DWEEB get me down though.

Are you listening Biscuit you little NONCE-BUCKET?

 

[Meade's Ball]

he sent me one too.. i was just happily scrolling down the page when there it popped up and i read it.. i couldn't belive my eyes it was horrible

We must put an end to this virus!

 

[Gazwag]

I have never been pm'd by Biscuit, but I was pm'd by Looney once, does that count, I needed help then but there was nothing available.

 

[Drumstick]

We let you down were so sorry

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I have had pm's from Biscuit and they were nice.

I have always found him to be a nice lad.

Give him a break.

 

[Easy 10]

Give him a Kit Kat.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Or at very least a couple of fingers.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Give him a Kit Kat.

Edited because by heck Morris, you're a fast one this afternoon...