The Big Thursday night match at preston park!

[Edward Scissorhands]

Sometimes my passes also go to my own team as well.

Unlike mine

Tis true, I was right by it as the love fumbling happened.

Does he mean the cuddling/kissing/arse grabbing?

 

[ali jenkins]

I think you're getting real life confused with wrestling again.

That was a quality car ride!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I think I would know, Kev.

.

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

That was a quality car ride!

Want to go play some darts?

 

[ali jenkins]

Only after ive finished feeding the ducks!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Want to go play some darts?

Mark tommorow my dart board is going up!

 

[ali jenkins]

Im sorry mate but theres NO WAY it can take THREE people to put a dart bord up!

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Only after ive finished feeding the ducks!

I might go and fight in my favourite war first.

 

[ali jenkins]

Thats true, got to be WW2 though!

 

[B.M.F]

Still can't believe Munkfish was moaning about the size of the pitch. Surely as a young whiper snapper you should have been happ to make old gits like me run about. Oh and when people say they bled for the team you should see the state of my feet, 3 blisters that ripped open and the loss of a toe nail. That and the chaffed nipples means the game was not as enjoyable as I thought it would be
I think our MOM was Ali and the crocs best player by a mile was Sir Danny Cullip. He even made me end up on my arse grrrr

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Thats true, got to be WW2 though!

Yeah, but first I'm going to watch some live, full on, real-life wwe.

 

[ali jenkins]

Still can't believe Munkfish was moaning about the size of the pitch. Surely as a young whiper snapper you should have been happ to make old gits like me run about. Oh and when people say they bled for the team you should see the state of my feet, 3 blisters that ripped open and the loss of a toe nail. That and the chaffed nipples means the game was not as enjoyable as I thought it would be
I think our MOM was Ali and the crocs best player by a mile was Sir Danny Cullip. He even made me end up on my arse grrrr

I thank you kind sir, thats very generous!

I also have blisters and chaffed nipples!

 

[ali jenkins]

Yeah, but first I'm going to watch some live full on real-life wwe.

I used to watch that but then kane came round and said he was going to beat me up coz i called his sister a slag!

 

[shaolinpunk]

it wasnt the pitch that was the problem, it was us

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

I used to watch that but then kane came round and said he was going to beat me up coz i called his sister a slag!

Oh dear. That will never do, perhaps you could take him to an Arsenal game with you? After all, you have loads of programmes, you must be a regular.

 

[ali jenkins]

Oh dear. That will never do, perhaps you could take him to an Arsenal game with you? After all, you have loads of programmes, you must be a regular.

I have loads of arsenal programmes?

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

I have loads of arsenal programmes?

Oh yes, and you've announced your hate for Mike Reily.

 

[ali jenkins]

Oh yes, and you've announced your hate for Mike Reily.

When was that?

Im quite desterbed that you know that!

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

When was that?

Im quite desterbed that you know that!

It was when you saw Dodge go in to the club shop.

 

[1066gull]

CAN YOU STOP f***ing PICKING ON ME I'M SICK OF THIS, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!

Did anyone think Aids ran like Shergar?

Hypocrite.