The Best word to describe a ladies tupence?

[Les Biehn]

Snatch
Gash
Slice
Twat
Minge
Fanny
Fur burger
Beef curtains
Quim
Tuna dripping axe wound
Wizards sleeve
Clowns pocket
Mound

 

[Fungus]

Can't believe no-one's said BEAVER yet

Leicester have a bus company called "Beaver Buses", and their slogan is "Ride the Beaver". Nice. I think it's a corruption of Belvoir, which they pronounce "Beaver" up here. I'm a "pussy" man.

Beaver Buses

 

[Northstander]

Muff

 

[Northstander]

Beetle Bonnet

 

[Northstander]

One Slice Muffin Holder

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Growler.

I have a colleague who moved down here from the Midlands.

On her first day, she loudly announced "I'm just goin' outside for a growler", causing many confused faces in the office


Turns out these non-Southern types use the term 'growler' to describe a cigarette

 

[eastie]

Big Mac
Flange
Love tunnel

 

[smudge]

One for Guiness Dave, "She had a twat like an SLR exit wound".