The best way to get yourself "on a promise"?

[spongy]

What an ironic google ad at the bottom of that page!!! Haha.

 

[mikeyjh]

Do you have to also go and watch/listen to Damien Rice? If so, isn't it easier just to, erm, go solo?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

The best way is to be in a relationship with a woman that actually likes having sex with you.

If you have to buy her stuff, then you may as well just cut the crap and pay a hooker.

Aah. Naive youngster.

Noted.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Do you have to also go and watch/listen to Damien Rice? If so, isn't it easier just to, erm, go solo?

Spotify on an iPhone equipped with discreet earphones is a wonderful thing. I'm expecting to collect on the promise well before the gig, so all's good.

 

[nwgull]

Aah. Naive youngster.

Noted.

Hmm, 39. But I'll take it as a compliment.

 

[jackanada]

I just reach over and give her a tickle. Job's a good'un.
Sometimes I hold out for a few days and then she jumps me.

 

[Dan Aitch]

I'm on a promise right now. I think her exact words were "never again" but it was so long ago I might have got the quote a bit wrong. There may have been a description of me at the end of it.

 

[El Presidente]

Find a PowerPoint presentation that she's been working on for six hours on her PC that she thinks she deleted.

 

[desprateseagull]

extra chips, at 'Spoons?

 

[Rowdey]

Generally just keeping out of her way, but doing the washing up (non dishwasher stuff) and not behaving like her 3rd child apparently helps.

 

[El Presidente]

extra chips, at 'Spoons?

I'd expect a JFK for that

 

[Pavilionaire]

Ironically, "Strictly Come Dancing" tickets.

 

[Questions]

Ironically, "Strictly Come Dancing" tickets.

If you have to go as well, I'd rather be celebrate.

 

[spring hall convert]

Happn

http://www.theguardian.com/commenti...mile-tea-scary-tinder-is-outdated-enter-happn

Or so a mate tells me.

 

[grubbyhands]

If you have to go as well, I'd rather be celebrate.

Celebrate?

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Bit of Blue stratos usually gets the bollocks emptied.

 

[Questions]

Celebrate?

Or even celebate.