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* * * The Ashes - Official Thread * * *
- Thread starter Marc
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Gully
Monkey in a seagull suit.
What do you call an Australian with a bottle of champagne?
Sheebo
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- Jul 13, 2003
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Thanks - has urs got some woman on about porn for the blind over the commentary at the mo?!
pasty
A different kind of pasty
The sommelier
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,272
A bowler
Tremendous
Any more Australian cricket jokes out there? I have a mate who deserves a little stick right now...
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
Bruce?
Sheebo
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- Jul 13, 2003
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She was quite descriptive about what they were doing to the afro caribean woman wasnt she haha...
What do you call a world class Australian cricketer?
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
The late...
pasty
A different kind of pasty
What does Ricky Ponting put in his hand to ensure the next ball always takes a wicket?
A bat.
A bat.
Gully
Monkey in a seagull suit.
I take it you are listening to the radio too then...I liked the bit where they went through the two teams and chose a preferred line up, they even selected Monty as twelfth man for his entertainment value and ability in delivering drinks!
I think there's quite a few at a certain ground in Sydney
pasty
A different kind of pasty
Q: What is the main function of the Australia coach?
A:To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q: What do you call an Australian with a champagne bottle in his hand?
A:A waiter.
Q: Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the Australian team?
A:The woman who ironed the cricket whites.
Q: Why don't Aussie fielders need pre-tour travel injections?
A: Because they never catch anything.
Q: What's the Aussie version of a hat trick?
A: Three runs in three balls.
Q: What do Aussie batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A:Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q: What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Australian batsmen?
A:The walk back to the pavilion.
Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
A:The entire Australian innings.
Q: What's the Australian version of LBW?
A:Lost, Beaten, Walloped.
Q: Why do Australians call their favourite drink XXXX?
A:Because they can't spell beer.
A:To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q: What do you call an Australian with a champagne bottle in his hand?
A:A waiter.
Q: Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the Australian team?
A:The woman who ironed the cricket whites.
Q: Why don't Aussie fielders need pre-tour travel injections?
A: Because they never catch anything.
Q: What's the Aussie version of a hat trick?
A: Three runs in three balls.
Q: What do Aussie batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A:Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q: What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Australian batsmen?
A:The walk back to the pavilion.
Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
A:The entire Australian innings.
Q: What's the Australian version of LBW?
A:Lost, Beaten, Walloped.
Q: Why do Australians call their favourite drink XXXX?
A:Because they can't spell beer.
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