The Ashes: First Test *OFFICIAL* thread

[Silent Bob]

Cmon Boys lets fecking get into them in this 1st hour!!

I want a couple of wickets at least before i retire to bed in an hour or so!!

Me, my dad and my brother sat here watching and i think we might just go mental if theres an early wicket or 2 so come on boys!!

You'll probably hear me from Milton Keynes if Hayden's middle stump was sent cartwheeling after the first ball.

 

[n1 gull]

The coverage is superb, you've got to love gower and nasser

 

[Billy the Fish]

Evening all, I've just managed to get 5.5 hours sleep after work, I rekon that'll see me through the night. The master plan is in full flow

 

[Beach Hut]

National Anthems

 

[REDLAND]

well I would

 

[Silent Bob]

National Anthems

; the butchering of

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Phil Tufnell

 

[Billy the Fish]

WTF IS THAT
f***ing Aussie bitch just murdered GSTQ

 

[Titanic]

Typical Aussies... pathetic tinkly piano intro to God Save The Queen

 

[Beach Hut]

They don't look very Australian those 4 girls.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

WTF IS THAT
f***ing Aussie bitch just murdered GSTQ

God save the Queen
the fascist regime,
they made you a moron
a potential H-bomb.

God save the Queen
she ain't no human being.
There is no future
in England's dreaming

Don't be told what you want
Don't be told what you need.
There's no future
there's no future
there's no future for you

God save the Queen
we mean it man
we love our queen
God saves

God save the Queen
'cos tourists are money
and our figurehead
is not what she seems

Oh God save history
God save your mad parade
Oh Lord God have mercy
all crimes are paid.

When there's no future
how can there be sin
we're the flowers
in the dustbin
we're the poison
in your human machine
we're the future
you're future

God save the Queen
we mean it man
we love our queen
God saves


God save the Queen
we mean it man
there is no future
in England's dreaming

No future
no future for you
no fufure for me

 

[Titanic]

God save YOUR gracious Queen...

 

[n1 gull]

You can take those f*cking stars off our flag... You've got to love the Barmy Army.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

come on steve!

 

[Billy the Fish]

They don't look very Australian those 4 girls.

Too right, they didn't have any corks hanging off their hat for a start, and they didn't even have a 'barbie', let alone a shrimp to put on it.

 

[Titanic]

I shagged Matilda...

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

I want to watch!

I HATE Murdoch

 

[pasty]

Does this have the potential to become the longest thread EVER on NSC ?

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Does this have the potential to become the longest thread EVER on NSC ?

I expect it will die down at 4 in the morning when they're 300-1

 

[Techno]

Does this have the potential to become the longest thread EVER on NSC ?

What is the current Longest Thread on here??