The Apprentice

[Uncle Spielberg]

Feck the stupid football I am watching the new series of the Apprentice. All comments and early tips on winners and who is the biggest wanker can be posted here from 9pm. I will be announcing who I think the winner is later.

 

[Frutos]

Tre (sp?) makes the first f***-up of the series.

 

[Frutos]

Andy is the first one gone.

Who's your tip to win then, US?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Naomi Lay

 

[Buzzer]

The biggest wanker is Alan Sugar. Knew f*** all about footie came in and then acted like he knew everything about it, becoming a pundit on tv shows. Crap company making rip-off tacky goods.

He's mates with Lord Levy and went on Radio 4 basically saying that he knew nothing about whether Lord Levy was guilty or not but wanted to say it often and rudely. What was the point of that non-story Radio 4?

He's a c.unt. A wanker. A f***ing c.unt if you will. A tosser, a charlatan and a self-publicising c.unt.

 

[smudge]

I really dislike the Asian chap with the very neatly trimmed facial hair.

I really dislike the fat bird, (the fattest one).

I really disliked the idiot who got fired.

I really dislike the upper class twat who from the trailer looks like he'll be leader next week, (& therefore out if his team loses).

I really disliked the woman who was leading the guys.

f*** it, I really dislike the lot!

 

[Frutos]

The biggest wanker is Alan Sugar. Knew f*** all about footie came in and then acted like he knew everything about it, becoming a pundit on tv shows. Crap company making rip-off tacky goods.

He's mates with Lord Levy and went on Radio 4 basically saying that he knew nothing about whether Lord Levy was guilty or not but wanted to say it often and rudely. What was the point of that non-story Radio 4?

He's a c.unt. A wanker. A f***ing c.unt if you will. A tosser, a charlatan and a self-publicising c.unt.

Don't sit on the fence Buzzer, tell us what you really feel about him.

 

[Albion Dan]

Couldnt tell whos really a contender from that. The Irish bird came over well.

No one immediately as up their own arse as Syed from last series or Paul from series 1.

 

[Adam Virgo's Shirt]

Tre is this years Syed
Gerri is this years Ruth
Natalie is this years Michelle
Jadine is this years Saira

Seems to be same characters, different year! Or is it just me?!

Ifti is cuuuute

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Can't get the Apprentice here... does anyone know if it's on You Tube or some such....

Also any chance of downloading Life on Mars?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Most importantly, are any of the girls fit?

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Promising start although the 100 litres of milk for a day's worth of coffee sales were absurd! Goes to show that sometimes these idiots try to think so far out of the box, commensense goes out of the window.

 

[Blackadder]

SKY Plussed it. Watched it after the footy.

Great stuff.

At the end. When asked how they had performed as Project managers.

The guy said "Fine" There was a resounding silence from the women and one said that he was weak.

The men backed their leader and she then slagged them off without realising they had won.

 

[Frutos]

Naomi Lay

Top tipping as always US

 

[severnside gull]

I reckon the one pictured shagging in a field will win.
That was Alan Sugar on top of her wasn't it?

 

[vulture]

Top tipping as always US

But she was lovely

 

[Blackadder]

Don't know how she went tonight.

Simon should have gone FACT!

 

[McShane79]

That is a fact!! Both Simon and Trey were rubbish last night.

Next week it's the interviews, and I have a bad feeling that Katie will do quite well - she can talk, I'll give her that. But 3 out of 5 going next week? That's a little too much.

Christine is the best and hope she wins.

 

[Blackadder]

Agreed McShane


Goes to show that, towards the end of the series anyway, the tasks count for little when it comes down to the firing.

It always disappoints me that we have weeks of tasks then we have the bloody interviews!

Surely the contestants must have passed an interview in the first place!

 

[Lady Bracknell]

I can't get over how CLUELESS some of them are though, especially since they are competing for a so-called "top job".

Nobody is ever delegated to do some quick research into the task and last night (some hilarious performances!) was a classic example. Because if only one of 'em had taken a few minutes out to watch a shopping channel (online if no TV available) they'd have known what sort of products to select.