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The Albion's AMEX era strikers



Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
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West west west Sussex
Top Ten Amex Goalscorers, just for the record:

Barnes 20
Ulloa 15
CMS 13
Hemed 11
Buckley 10
Calderon 9
Lua Lua 9
Dunk 8
Spanish Dave 7
Anthony Knockhaert 7

Only 4 players on both lists, is rather telling.

If nothing else this exercise has given me a new found appreciation for the club managing to stay in the Championship.
 




Hiney

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Jul 5, 2003
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Penrose, Cornwall
Full List:

Barnes 20
Ulloa 15
CMS 13
Hemed 11
Buckley 10
Calderon 9
Lua Lua 9
Dunk 8
Spanish Dave 7
Anthony Knockhaert 7
OG 5
Forster-Caskey 5
Stephens 5
Vicente 4
Bruno 4
Orlandi 4
Zamora 4
Wilson 4
Crofts 3
Lingard 3
Teixeira 3
Baldock 3
Murphy 3
Murray 3
Harley 2
Greer 2
Sparrow 2
Vokes 2
Bridge 2
Upson 2
Andrew 2
Ward 2
Gardner 2
Bent 2
Kayal 2
March 2
Noone 1
Vincelot 1
Dobbie 1
Hammond 1
Hoskins 1
Conway 1
Bennett 1
O'Grady 1
Skalek 1
Goldson 1

*I am very tired and emotional after getting back from holiday so apologies for any inaccuracies, although I think this is right
 
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clippedgull

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Aug 11, 2003
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Near Ducks, Geese, and Seagulls
Absolute utter nonsense! Even if you are stupid enough to only say Hemed, Murray and Ulloa are the only good ones out of the 26 listed that leaves around 88% "duffers".
Hoe the hell did you make 98% !? Or are you trying to push some agenda?

I was waiting for a mathematician to show up! It was a light hearted comment, didn't you spot the exclamation mark?! Although a lot of them were next to useless.
 








Icy Gull

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Jul 5, 2003
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Top Ten Amex Goalscorers, just for the record:

Barnes 20
Ulloa 15
CMS 13
Hemed 11
Buckley 10
Calderon 9
Lua Lua 9
Dunk 8
Spanish Dave 7
Anthony Knockhaert 7

Over a period of over five years too, and there you have the reason why Albion are still playing in the Championship
 


Sheebo

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Jul 13, 2003
29,297
My Good / average / shit / proper shit ratings:

Sam Vokes - average
Billy Paynter - proper shit
Torbjørn Agdestein - shit
Craig Mackail-Smith - average
Ashley Barnes - good
Leroy Lita - shit
George Barker - can't rate
Leonardo Ulloa - good
Will Hoskins - average
David Rodríguez Sánchez - shit
Stephen Dobbie - shit
Mustapha Carayol*** - winger
Emmanuel Ledesma*** - winger / can't remember
Shamir Fenelon - proper shit
Leon Best - proper shit
Chris O'Grady - average / shit
Darren Bent - good
Sam Baldock - average / good
Adrián Colunga - average / shit
Tomer Hemed - good
Bobby Zamora - GOD (good)
Elvis Manu - shit
James Wilson - average
Glenn Murray - good
Jonathan Obika - proper shit
James Tilley - can't rate
 


Soul Finger

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May 12, 2004
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My Good / average / shit / proper shit ratings:

Sam Vokes - average
Billy Paynter - proper shit
Torbjørn Agdestein - shit
Craig Mackail-Smith - average
Ashley Barnes - good
Leroy Lita - shit
George Barker - can't rate
Leonardo Ulloa - good
Will Hoskins - average
David Rodríguez Sánchez - shit
Stephen Dobbie - shit
Mustapha Carayol*** - winger
Emmanuel Ledesma*** - winger / can't remember
Shamir Fenelon - proper shit
Leon Best - proper shit
Chris O'Grady - average / shit
Darren Bent - good
Sam Baldock - average / good
Adrián Colunga - average / shit
Tomer Hemed - good
Bobby Zamora - GOD (good)
Elvis Manu - shit
James Wilson - average
Glenn Murray - good
Jonathan Obika - proper shit
James Tilley - can't rate

Pretty sound analysis, except for Bent!
 




Sheebo

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Jul 13, 2003
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Pretty sound analysis, except for Bent!

Yeh maybe didn't see enough of him but in a poor team he seemed to offer quality and could finish. I did think about average for him TBH.
 


Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
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West west west Sussex
A can't be arsed to go through them all again, but when Fenelon's name pop up in the Conference, I did wonder which strikers left the Albion for something better:-

Ulloa
Barnes

Is that it?
 








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