The Albion "magic genie". Some lighthearted fun

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Prince Monolulu

Everything in Moderation
Oct 2, 2013
10,201
The Race Hill
Ah, the old ones are the best

Croydon Nigel is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says: "I will give you three wishes."

The man thinks awhile. Finally he says: "I want a beer that never is empty."

With that, the genie makes a popping sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. Nigel starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes.

Nige says: "I want two more of these."


Coat please.
 




Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
30,696
Turn the clock back to 2013 and slip a packet of Imodium in the bus driver's pocket.
 




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