The Age of the Lizard dawns........ 6-a-side Match Report

[CHAPPERS]

Can't believe I didn't score. AGAIN.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

That's better. Thanks fearless leader.

You should think about changing that title of yours. Although I do like "Treacle" I think it should show your honourable rank of CAPTAIN/fearless leader of the moths. God speed

 

[Vinyl Richie]

"We are the MOTHS, we are the MOTHS, we are we are we are the MOTHS!"

 

[Vinyl Richie]

When I was just a little moth, I asked my mother "What will I be?", "will I be Lizard will I be NSliCe" here's what she said to me. (altogether now) "WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT SON, AND GO RING SAFEWAYS MUM, HE'LL BUM THE NSliCe SUM, BUM THE NSliCe SCUM"






P.S it was nice to put faces to names yesterday. GO ON THE LIZARD

 

[Marc]

Lack of strikers next week eh? I'm probably playing tonight and wednesday so I may play upfront to see what my striking skills are like with my AMAZING NEW BOOTS!

LIZARDS!

 

[Safeway]

I'll have a go up front. Can't be any worse than my 'defending' skills.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

"We've got albion Rob, number 1
We got big albion Rob, number 1
We got albion Rob, number 1
WE GOT THE BEST TEAM IN THE LAND!

We got the Mitchell brothers, at the back
We got big hard bouncers, at the back
We got the Mitchell brothers, at the back
Nobody's gonna f*** with us!!

We got 2 dreamboats, in midfield
They're so skillful and hansome, in midfield,
we got 2 dream boats, in midfield
WE GOT THE BEST LOOKING TEAM IN THE LAND!

We got Brunning or Artois, up top
We got Matt or the Antilope, right up front
We got Brunning or Artois, scoring for fun
WE GOT THE BEST TEAM IN THE LAND."

gggggggggggggGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOO LIZARD

 

[Marc]

LOL Vinyl GENIOUS!

 

[Vinyl Richie]

"We got strength in depth, Sa-afe-way
He can play everyposition, sa-afe-way
When Artois shouts "BUM HIM", sa-afe-way
WE GOT THE BEST TEAM IN THE LAND"

 

[CHAPPERS]

I don't look anything like Phil Mitchell you DIN.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

I don't look anything like Phil Mitchell you DIN.

nah you're grant

 

[fatboy]

P.S Fatboy was a rubbish ref!

I am not going to blow the whistle every time someone made physical contact with someone (especially when Safeway came on), Brunning was giving it out just as much as he was getting back.

I could have blown (!!) Safeway for elbowing someone as well but I chose not to.

I was also tempted to disallow Majona's goal. It was very close, but it would have been a bit cruel.

Now after your rude comments I am going to make sure none of you score past me next week.

 

[Marc]

I was also tempted to disallow Majona's goal. It was very close, but it would have been a bit cruel.

so it should've been 6-0....CONSPIRACY!

 

[Vinyl Richie]

FIX! automatic bye to final please Coxy!

boo hiss boo Fatboy. Can't score any past you on sunday cos I'll be in Italy. You just wait till the final, when we will meet again - HOT-DOGS, SAUSAGE ROLLS, COME ON LIZARD SCORE A GOALLLLL!


P.S Will be awaiting full match report via text from Chappers (the rock)

 

[Safeway]

I could have blown (!!) Safeway for elbowing someone as well but I chose not to.

I didn't elbow anyone. Nearly elbowed him, but that's a completely different thing.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

Safeway that avatar's killing me at work!

 

[Safeway]

I'm sorry, shall I bring back my 'Jesus is a ****' one?

 

[Vinyl Richie]

I'm sorry, shall I bring back my 'Jesus is a ****' one?

 

[Vinyl Richie]

why isn't this thread sticky?

Also we need two other sticky threads:
- AFC Lizard cheerleader sign up thread
- Poll: the Moths best chant (feat. chants from this thread and more!)

We are the moths, we are the moths, WE WE WE are the moth

 

[jonnyboylennon]

"We've got albion Rob, number 1
We got big albion Rob, number 1
We got albion Rob, number 1
WE GOT THE BEST TEAM IN THE LAND!

We got the Mitchell brothers, at the back
We got big hard bouncers, at the back
We got the Mitchell brothers, at the back
Nobody's gonna f*** with us!!

We got 2 dreamboats, in midfield
They're so skillful and hansome, in midfield,
we got 2 dream boats, in midfield
WE GOT THE BEST LOOKING TEAM IN THE LAND!

We got Brunning or Artois, up top
We got Matt or the Antilope, right up front
We got Brunning or Artois, scoring for fun
WE GOT THE BEST TEAM IN THE LAND."

gggggggggggggGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOO LIZARD

Brilliant.

Me and TOBLERONEY are such a pair of f***ing footballing HUNKS.