[Football] The 2025/26 Kit thread

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

It's a programming meme but the broad concept applies to basically any profession where multiple teams / people are involved in producing something:

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I have that printed out on the wall behind me in the office

 

[elwheelio]

Arse shirt for next season. Meh.

 

[Jackthelad]

St Pauli with the most pretentious looking hipster model award. Why do they always look like they have stick on a mustache. Kit is unusually bland for St Pauli standards.

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

Plymouth Argyle could do a lot worse than to play in that.

Yeah but it’s got the wrong badge

 

[pigmanovich]

St Pauli with the most pretentious looking hipster model award. Why do they always look like they have stick on a mustache. Kit is unusually bland for St Pauli standards.

That’s one of their players

 

[Jackthelad]

That’s one of their players

 

[DavePage]

Arse shirt for next season. Meh.
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lost the pretentious gold stripes

 

[Jim in the West]

Some splendid marketing bollocks from our pals at Nike:

The shirt features subtle architectural motifs inspired by London’s iconic landmarks and creative culture, including Chelsea Town Hall, highlighting the club’s deep connection to the capital.

The collar features a modern V-cut, complemented by white and red side panels. The club crest sits on the chest, while the initials "CFC" are printed beneath the collar on the upper back. Marking the club’s 120th anniversary, the release also celebrates Chelsea’s role in the capital’s cultural and sporting identity, with nods to high-profile landmarks and creative energy.

Ha ha ha ha !!

 

[Swegulls]

Stunning though not technically for next season

This is a beauty, love it. Even the socks are stunning!

 

[SkirlieWirlie]

You want to go watch these boys https://clachfc.co.uk/

EXTREMELY friendly club

 

[pigmanovich]

Don’t mind this at all but it does bear a striking resemblance to the Juve Jeep kit.

Villa’s away shirt is a joke, you could have fooled me that it was their new training top.

 

[Doug-ees-evil]

Don’t mind this at all but it does bear a striking resemblance to the Juve Jeep kit.

Villa’s away shirt is a joke, you could have fooled me that it was their new training top.

Really like both actually. And the new Arsenal home.
Just Chelsea's I think is awful. Hoping we don't see Pedro in it

 

[Jesus Gul]

What’s this thing?

 

[pigmanovich]

What’s this thing?

AI slop?