Thank god for The Daily Mash

[narly101]

Where would we be without insightful journalism like this?

The Daily Mash - Uefa banks on football fans being thick

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

It's funny cos it's true!

The Daily Mash - Train company unveils 34-syllable ticket

 

[beorhthelm]

but on serious note, what exactly does UEFA do with all the cash? And FIFA for that matter.

 

[Superphil]

Love this bit

""When it comes to preying on the feeble-minded it makes Scientology look all fiddly and complicated.""

 

[Superphil]

but on serious note, what exactly does UEFA do with all the cash? And FIFA for that matter.

 

[beorhthelm]

yes indeed. i suppose i mean, what is their official purpose for all the cash they collect? just a big prize money pot (after expenses of course)?

 

[narly101]

god knows what they do with that money - tbh i don't really care for I am not one to spend that amount of money to watch, what is for me, a meaningless football match. All i know is I really liked this bit;

"A spokesman said: "A few years ago we, along with the national football associations of Western Europe, conducted a detailed study of our customer base and were delighted to discover they were all chimpanzees."

 

[bluestt]

Wayne Hayes, a season ticket holder from Hatfield said: "Leave it aaaht. A hundred a seventy six nicker? You must think I'm some kind of fackin' moron. Do you take Visa Electron?"

Brilliant.

 

[readingstockport]

£176 PLUS £26 administration fee.

What the f*** do you have to pay £26 quid on admin for except to pay for that corurpt twat blatters private jet?

 

[narly101]

UEFA Champions League - Welcome


Maximum priced tickets are actually £300. The £176 includes the £26 admin fee. Daylight f***ing robbery. If I wanna watch it, which I don't, I'll watch it on Sky.

 

[Badger]

£176 PLUS £26 administration fee.

What the f*** do you have to pay £26 quid on admin for except to pay for that corurpt twat blatters private jet?

I think the tickets come in one of these bags: