Team names

[Questions]

Genuine names from Glasgow 's 5-a-side league

Steaua Needarest
Dyslexia Untied
Fatzio
Red Star Bellend
Sporting Lesbian
Grass Smokers Zurich
Hajduk Spliff
LSD Eindhoven
Albion Hungovers
Real Sosobad
Shackthar Senseless
Hardly Athletic
St. Mirnoff
Real Ale Madrid
Fred West Ham
Unreal Madrid
Rapid Viagra
Barearselona
Bayern Bru
Athletico Madras
Deportivo Lack a Talent
Bayer Neverlusen
Borussia Nosobad
Sparka Fag
Graham Rix U16's
Big Bertha Berlin
Inter Masister
Substandard Liege
Torpedo Belgrano
Bayer Leverarchfile
FC Copenbadly
Sporting Abeergut
Dinamo Mince
Red Stripe Belgrade
Fake Madrid
Unathletic Madrid
Outer Milan

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

genuine names from the brighton 5 a side league...

Dynamo Bikelight
Real Madras
Talibanfica
Banjo Cows Arse

 

[Hiney]

No doubt the top side in GUILDFORD is:

A3 Milan

 

[pasty]

I remember when fantasty footy first started, seeing 2 that really made me laugh.

A C a little silhouetto of Milan
Borussia Munchen Flapjack

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Borussia Munchencarpet

 

[ali jenkins]

Where i play there are some classics, Borrisia muchenfatblokes, Inter Minan, AFC Sporting Colours... And my old team used to be called the Dogz Danglyz!

 

[Braders]

I remember when fantasty footy first started, seeing 2 that really made me laugh.

A C a little silhouetto of Milan

that is GENIUS.

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

No doubt the top side in GUILDFORD is:

A3 Milan

A former teammate of mine used to play for A3 Milan but I'm sure they were based further up the A3 towards Merton.

 

[scooter1]

Manic Pitch Streakers
Spurting Lisbon
AC/DC Milan

 

[Gully]

I once played for a six a-side team, we were called "The Verge Inn", named after the bar that we represented.

 

[RexCathedra]

I played in high school for an intramural team once that was called the Nads.

We had cheerleaders who shouted "Go Nads. Go!"

 

[King Tubby]

A former teammate of mine used to play for A3 Milan but I'm sure they were based further up the A3 towards Merton.

No, they are actually called A3 Milland. Because they are from the village of Milland near Midhurst...