Sorry for my poor attempt in goal yesterday, I am a much better keeper than that but had a nightmare...dont think I saved 1 shot
Thankfully my left bollock (collied with a bloke running at full speed and he's twice the size of me, his knee hit my privates) is unscathed but I have a blood boil the size of a 50pence piece right next to my cock.....I'm soooo glad it missed, still its bloody painful and I cant sit let alone walk properly!
Anyway apart from those 2 things I had a pretty good time although *if* you call on my services again I think i'll be better out on pitch until I regain my goalie form
P.S. The Crabtree is BACK!

Thankfully my left bollock (collied with a bloke running at full speed and he's twice the size of me, his knee hit my privates) is unscathed but I have a blood boil the size of a 50pence piece right next to my cock.....I'm soooo glad it missed, still its bloody painful and I cant sit let alone walk properly!
Anyway apart from those 2 things I had a pretty good time although *if* you call on my services again I think i'll be better out on pitch until I regain my goalie form

P.S. The Crabtree is BACK!