Taylor Swift

[pastafarian]

Who wouldn't?

Your mum?

 

[Triggaaar]

 

[mothy]

I'm a big fan

 

[Spicy]

I honestly thought this might be about a left back

And a fast one if the name is anything to go by.

 

[Captain Sensible]

Get it

 

[el punal]

My daughter's a big Taylor Swift fan, Swift writes songs about all her ex,s

Is Martin Keown he ex?

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Who's Taylor Swift?

 

[LamieRobertson]

Who's Taylor Swift?[/http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36548539/kim-kardashian-taylor-swifts-a-liar-over-kanye-west-lyrics

Oh and allegedly she's shagging the rumoured James Bond

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Oh and allegedly she's shagging the rumoured James Bond

Gillian Anderson?

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Oh and allegedly she's shagging the rumoured James Bond

Loki / The Night Manager

 

[El Presidente]

Tom Hiddlestone is her beanflicker beard.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Tom Hiddlestone is her beanflicker beard.

http://newsthump.com/2016/06/16/taylor-swift-already-trying-to-think-of-a-rhyme-for-hiddleston/

 

[8ace]

Must be my turn to have a go on Taylor Swift soon

 

[El Presidente]

Must be my turn to have a go on Taylor Swift soon

I think you may be the wrong gender

 

[Taybha]

Silly first name

 

[mona]

Must be my turn to have a go on Taylor Swift soon

Take her on an away trip to Preston North End and she'll be yours.

 

[8ace]

I think you may be the wrong gender

I'm happy to watch her clam joust with another rug-muncher

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

Maybe she can join Ernest and the dogging thread.
She seems to have a cool car.

 

[symyjym]

Nice ears.

Talking of ears. Danniella Westbrook has a very odd looking set.

 

[Gabbafella]

I'd finger her.