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Basil Fawlty

Don't Mention The War
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seagully

Cock-knobs!
Jun 30, 2006
2,965
Battle
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Let me sing a pirate's shanty

About a bosun called Mr Smee

He lives in Never-Never land

His captain Hook only has one hand


Arrrrrrrr!!
 




Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,806
Location Location
Maa-haaaaar, yaaaarrr, ARRRRGGGHH, etc.
Hoist that tharrr mainsail avast, unswash me buckle and brings me that thaaar RUM, or by the fat rotten weavils festering in me gammy leg, you'll be's walking the PLANK straight down to Davey Jones's lockarrrrrrr afore tis' nightfall upon this curs-ed cape.

AAARRRRRRRRRGGHHH.
 
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smudge

Up the Albion!
Jul 8, 2003
7,407
On the ocean wave
As a Chief in the RN I used to enforce nautical lingo among my troops, basically cos it was funny as f***!

"Morning men, starboard eight, aint the Navy f***ing great?"

As for all you barrack stanchions, I've had bigger waves in the bath than you've ever been on!

Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgh!!! :drink:
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,806
Location Location
YO HO me HARTY
Read me text out or oy'll flay thee likes the DOG ya arrrrrrrrr

ARRRRGGGHHHH
 
















Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,806
Location Location
By great Poseidons festering SCROTE, you be's TOO LATE coach03 me laaad. PIRATE talking was YESTERDAY, so it was, arrrrr.
 






Muzzman

Pocket Rocket
Jul 8, 2003
5,548
Here and There
Ahhhhhrrghhhhhh hhhhhahhhhhh yaaarrrrrr

Ayes changed the thread so ye can tallk like a pirate forevermore within this 'ere thread, so I have me scurvy ridden bilge-rats!
 


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