Maa-haaaaar, yaaaarrr, ARRRRGGGHH, etc.
Hoist that tharrr mainsail avast, unswash me buckle and brings me that thaaar RUM, or by the fat rotten weavils festering in me gammy leg, you'll be's walking the PLANK straight down to Davey Jones's lockarrrrrrr afore tis' nightfall upon this curs-ed cape.